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it's not that Kyo doesn't feel rage. we do see him get real worked up when Akaza repeatedly taunts him. it's that Kyojuro processes his everyday anger into something else. grief over his mother strengthens his resolve to excel at his job: saving people. he handles his volatile dad with simple pleasantries; Kyo tries not to take those cruel words to heart. frustration with Senjuro's lack of progress becomes tender, heartfelt encouragement to find something Senjuro actually likes doing and work hard at that instead.

as for demons on the whole? Kyo is the first hashira who accepts Nezuko as a fellow fighter. he's willing to fairly evaluate challenges to his (society's) view of demons as uniformly corrupt, too dangerous to let live. Kyo's beef with demons is their actions—killing and eating people—not who or what they are. he's cool with Nezuko because she's a demon who doesn't wanna kill and eat people.

Kyo catches his anger, dissects it, and almost always redirects it. he only releases it in its raw, unchanged form when the situation calls for it. when people's lives hang in the balance. he doesn't let his anger carry him away. he never loses sight of what his anger is for.

Part 7 ... Index

Part 9 ... Index

After the last great war, a wave of peace took over the great nations, changing the landscape of the ninja world.  Gone were the child soldiers, endless wars, and bloodshed.  In its place peace prevailed allowing creativity and jubilance.  The time of the historic ninja is over.  What were once fighting ninja - have become houseninja.  The battles have taken on a different flair.

Ladies and Gentleman, let me present - The Real Houseninja of Konoha

Producer:  Kakashi, as centre leaf holder, let me congratulate you.  Life has taken quite the turn for you hasn’t it?

Kakashi:  I’ll say!  Believe me I’m not complaining, I’ve got to say I like this new lifestyle.  No more early morning missions, I can get up when I want to.

Producer:  Ha ha!  That’s great!  Well catch me up on yourself and your fellow Houseninja.  What are you keeping busy with now that the world is at peace?

Kakashi (shyly): Well...you might have heard about my new book release?

Producer: You’re being modest.  I don’t think the literary world has been this abuzz in I don’t know how long.  What inspired you to get into writing?

Kakashi:  Well, I’ve made no secret that I’m a huge fan of Jiraiya sensei’s novels.  While my novels are a bit different in tone, he was my inspiration to get into this field.  He always encouraged others to dream the impossible, so that’s what I did in my novels.

Producer:  You’ve been hugely successful!  Any hints on your next novel?  Will it be a sexy number?

Kakashi (blushes):  I can’t say, my publisher would kill me.  One thing I can take from my past life, is that I am good at keeping a secret.

Producer:  Hooboy!  Well, that might come in handy OR NOT as a houseninja, I guess we’ll see how that plays out for you over the season.  Well catch me up on your castmates.  They are a recipe for pure drama.  But, they’ve all been wildly successful in their own rights. 

Kakashi:  It’s true!  Well basically Genma started a line of smoking cessation senbons.  They’re wildly popular!  I’m glad he put his oral fixation to good use.  Ten - I mean Yamato is a builder architect.  He’s in such demand, that he’s booked up for years.  Although he’s been working on a project he won’t tell me much about.  Can you believe that - he won’t tell me??  Gai is probably the most financially successful out of all of us.  He created some moisture wicking Lycra and made tons of money.  With that he created a Gym Empire - Gai’s -

Producer:  Springtime of Youth Emporium!  Who doesn’t know about it!  It’s in every nation across the world.  You’re guaranteed to drop weight and build muscle in just one session!  His workouts are renown!

Kakashi:  You’re a fan I see.

Producer:  Of course!  That and his energy drinks.  I feel like a new person.  Are you not a fan?

Kakashi:  Oh Gai’s workouts are great I’m sure.  His grass smoothies I could do without.  Also, I’m just not a fan of sweating if I don’t have to.

Producer (laughs):  Fair enough.  And there is one more...I’m not sure how to bring him up.  But Obito Uchiha?  I thought he....ummm...died?

Kakashi:  Well he did, but The Sage of Six Paths granted Obito life again.  It’s great.  I have my friend back, and he’s really living it up.  He’s determined to make the Uchiha name one to remember and is doing it through philanthropy.  He always did love helping people.  Although, I haven’t seen him around much lately.  He tells me he’s chilling at home, but that’s not quite like him - you know him - Mr. Social.  Well he’s got my book launch tonight so I’m sure he’ll make an appearance.

Producer:  That is strange....If only we knew what he was up to....

Cut Scene - Uchiha Estate  Obito and Yamato are looking of plans outside near a large pool.

Producer:  So is this the project you’ve been keeping secret from Kakashi?

Yamato (blushes):  Well.....I mean if I was scheduling sequentially, Obito’s house would have been like three years down the road, but I couldn’t resist.  It’s not everyday you can work with a client like this.

Obito:  What was that?  Are you telling them about my fabulous house?  You know, I learned a great many things from Madara Uchiha.  And although we disagreed about a lot of things, we did talk about philosophies and stuff.  And we came to agreement on this - More is more.

Producer:  More is more?

Obito:  More trees, more columns, more rooms, more pools, more skylights, more swans!

Producer:  Swans?

Yamato:  It’s a literal dream working for him.  I get to design the craziest stuff!  And he wants it as extravagant as possible. It’s so fun, I get to design a swan pool!  With a swan slide!  For the swans to have fun!  How great is that!

Obito (squinting at the blueprint):  Do you know what this needs?  An adjoining swan pool!  For the baby swans!  With a little slide!

Yamato (claps):  More swans!

Producer: Are you two going to let Kakashi in on this little secret project you’re working on?

Obito:  Of course not!  It would ruin the grand opening!  The party to end all parties!  We are creating a waterfall just for the event.  And fireworks too! And Uchiha design at that.  Sasuke’s been working with me on that.

Yamato:  Yeah, we’re keeping it a secret.  I think it’s better that way...although Kakashi keeps asking me to make some stuff for him, and I’m running out of excuses.

Producer:  Well you are all meeting tonight.  Hopefully, you can keep it under wraps.

Obito:  Well Gai did stop by...

Yamato:  Oh my God....

Anyone else see it?

WWKD?

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