#wushuwarrior

GODDAMMIT.

1. Have you ever had intercourse? Nyoooope.

2. Oral sex? Yesh.

3. Licked an ass? No. o__o

4. Had your ass licked? Unfortunately, yes. Well, sort of.

5. Stuck your tongue in their ass? God no.

6. Swallowed cum? Naw, not yet.

7. Practiced bondage or BDSM? Not yet, but I wants to. :P

8. Had anal sex? Naw.

9. Had an orgasm from anal sex? Naw.

10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt? Why, yes. Yes I have.

11. Had sex with someone of the same sex? Haha, no.

12. Did a threesome? Nuh-uh.

13. Did a foursome? Naw, bruh.

14. Been in an orgy? Bruh, naw.

15. Been in a gangbang? NAW.

16. Had sex in public? If you count oral sex, then yes. If not, then no.

17. Snowballed? Sweet Jesus, no.

18. Had your toes licked or sucked? LOLNO.

19. Licked or sucked someones toes? NOLOL.

20. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a day? Well, I haven't even had sex with one person in a day yet, soooooo....

21. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a week? Nawwww.

22. Had cyber sex or phone sex? Haha, yeahhhh. It's awesome. :D

23. Reached on orgasm? Yuppppp.

24. Watched porn? ALWAYS~

25. Bought a dirty magazine? Why the shit would I buy something I could get online, for free? And better? e__e

26. Posted nude pictures of you on the net? Nyoope.

27. Let someone video tape you having sex? I have not. :|

28. Had sex without protection? Nawww.

29. Had someone give you a cum facial or given someone a cum facial? LOL almost. Seriously, I literally dodged a bullet with that one.

30. Have you participated in any type of golden showers? Oh god, no.

31. Have you let anyone or have you shit on anyone? JESUS FUCK, NO.

32. Had sex with a friend’s significant other? No.

33. Ever did one of your significant other’s friends or relative? JESUS, NO!

34. Have you ever cheated on your significant other? GOD, NO.

35. Made someone pass out from sex? LOL, no. :P

36. Tasted your own cum? In no way am I ashamed to say that I have.

37. Masturbated? Masturbation is pretty much a given when you're sexually frustrated.

38. Let someone watch you? Watch me what?.... ∂__∂

39. Ever showed you naked on cam? Nah.

40. Had sex while on your period or while someone was on their period? Fuck naw, bruh.

41. Been ate or eaten someone? Yes, and it was awesome. :3

42. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour? Never.

43. Had sex in a vehicle? I don't have a car, bro.

44. Been caught having sex? Naw, bruh.

45. Paid for sex? Why pay for sex when you can get it for free? Honestly? ∂__∂

46. Used toys during sex? Nope.

47. Used food? Yeah, no.

48. Like pain from a little to extreme during sex? Nope.

49. Ever been dominated in bed?. No. But it's something I imagine is awesome as hell. :D

50. Ever had a wet dream? Whenever I have a dream, it's usually questionable. So yes.

51. Like to have your ass slapped during sex? YESHHHH.

52. Like having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten? SO MUCH YES.