one day in sniper's daily practice
[ a broken fish rod placed on the table ]
Azuma: "So, who broke it?"
Chika, Touma, Narasaka, Satori, Arafune, Ema: *keep silent*
Azuma: "I'm not mad, I just wanna know."
All: *still silent*
Chika: "I did, I broke it—"
Azuma: "No, no you didn't."
Azuma: "Arafune?"
Arafune: "Don't look at me. Look at Satori."
Satori: "What?! I didn't break it."
Arafune: "Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?"
Satori: "Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!"
Arafune: "Suspicious."
Satori: "No, it’s not!"
Touma: "If it matters, probably not, Ema was the last one to use it."
Ema: "Liar! I don’t even know how to use that!"
Touma: "Oh really? Then what were you doing standing near that table earlier?"
Ema: "I just standing beside Natsume-san (and Amatori-san). Everyone knows that, Touma-senpai."
Chika: "Alright! Let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Azuma-san."
Azuma: "No. Who broke it?"
All: *keep silent*
Touma, whispering: "Azuma-san, Narasaka has been awfully quiet…"
Narasaka: "REALLY?!"
Touma: "Yeah, really!"
All: *burst into chaos again*
Azuma: "I broke it."
Azuma: "It slipped from my hands when I'm cleaning it."
Azuma: "I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick."











