Ninja
This Drabble is based off of an experience I actually had with a real life person who actually exists.
Perhaps this would slot in better to a modern AU rather than the canon timeline of the game, however itâs too little too late and honestly Changing it is not a priority.
I feel like Guzma would be the same. Enjoy!
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You look on at him, in both horror and awe.
Guzma always had a sweet tooth, he would drink Tapu Cocoa with every meal if he could (and honestly had done in the past).
This Guzma had been absurdly giddy since you had met up with him a few hours before that - being out with a few grunts to a local bar had perhaps made him this way, however he insisted he had tried one of the beers there at the bar - âJust a sip babe!â - and had disliked it as so much that he had passed it off to one of the grunts.
So perhaps it hadnât been the reason for his absurd behaviour.
However, sitting opposite him in a fast food place, your side of the table empty bar a bottle of water and the bag you had taken with you - Guzma on the other hand had two large fizzy drinks, accompanied by two small apple and grape fruit bags.
He had offered you a sip of his drink and you declined, just in awe as this man had his fill of fruit and soon after was downing the fruity juice in an instant.
âBabe, dâyaâ want a sip or no?â He held out his drink to you, gently jostling it so the ice cubes rattled about inside.
âNo thanks, Guz. I have my water here.â You decline politely even though you wanted to admit that you did want to have a sip.
âFair enough, just donât whine at me when later yaâ suddenly want somethinâ fizzy in yaâ.â He took another long sip.
Every now and then the back and forth of conversation, punctuated by the slurping sound of one large drink coming to an end.
He placed his empty cup down, his eyes widening, suddenly frantic as he looked down at his tray, then wide with child like giddiness. He lifted the colourful paper off the tray and turned it on the table to show you a rectangular ninja who stood beside a taller, rectangular iteration of the earth.
âI love him, heâs so angry.â Guzma states and without waiting for your reply, begins to tear the Ninja away from the rest of the paper. Almost squealing with happiness when the ninja came away in his hands.
âHe is the new reverse card from Uno.â He stated flatly, it wasnât up for debate it seems.
He toyed with the ninja, ripping closer to the edge of him before finally accidentally ripping too near to his head and decapitating him.
The ninja fell to the table, Guzma puts his head in his hands and sighs. His head snaps up.
âI want a chicken wrap.â
And so, leaving such a fine dining establishment - Guzma with his toasty warm chicken wrap in his jacket: he hugged you goodbye and wandered off home to his own flat, telling you to send him a message when you were home safe.
You did so, and promptly falling asleep soon afterwards.
Only to wake up the next day, to messages from him - stating the reason he was so giddy was from what he called âGuzma Zoomiesâ where he had far too much energy and had to use it all.
Also admitting that he had so much energy from seeing you, being with you. Being happy in just your presence.
You bring up the ninja. Getting a confused reply and knowing that this was a thing Guzma had to learn about immediately.... bar the decapitation.
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Am back babey!! With something daft, of course but Guzma is so chaotic that I thought that this would finely suit him!
If you have any requests, hcâs youâd like to share or just want to chat - send me a message!
