If I was in Sekaiichi Hatsukoi, (As an emerald worker whose been working there for two-years and drunk)
Kiri: T-Takan-san! I know you and Onodera are going out! Aikawa: Which one of you took Kiri out to drink!? Kisa: Hahaha, Kiri took Kiri out to drink. Aikawa: Kiri doesn't drink unless someone at work invites her or it's for work! Who did it!? Takano: Kirishima took Kiri out to drink along with Yokozawa, Kiri gets along with em' so they took her out after something with her lover. Yokozawa: Masamune! It isn't our fault she drunk that much. Kirishima: Yeah, we were just helping out a friend. It's not like she's gonna stay like this. Isaka: It seems our fangirl of a work is now drunk, hahaha! Kiri: Oh my god, fuck my girlfriend! Isaka, you're hot! Misaki: Yeah, no, she's a little too drunk... Isaka: Shiibi-tan, how could you? Kisa: I mean she's not wrong.... Kiri: Kisa-san, your sexy, too, same with Takano, and Misaki. Misaki's like adorable but like in a sexy way. Misaki: ....*blushes*... Kiri: But we can't forget my favorite, Ritsu-san, he's like jaded badass hotty, but then yet again Ichinose Erika. Isaka: Ha ha ha, Asahina record this, send it to me, too. Kiri:... NO I ALMOST FORGOT, Haaaa~tooooo~riiiiii, Like mmmmmm, yes I will get on my knees. Takano: Alright, Kiri, you may go home for the day you're off. Yokozawa: I'll take her home...
