#writecrapeveryday

So wtf...

My friend has been getting these weird notes under his door that are very sexually vulgar.. and the one he got today had a phone number on it. So me being an impulsive dumb ass was like I’m gonna text it from my phone. 

Now, the reason I did this was because I was 127% sure it was one of his skate friends fucking around. Like sooooo sure. And they wouldn’t have my number, but they’d have his. So I texted from my phone.

So mind you these notes talked about wanting to do very graphic oral sex to him.. so yea, definitely thought it was a joke how weird and graphic it was. 

So I texted the number and said “Hey;)” and they responded, “Hey there! How are you?>>>Hey;)” ....

And we were convinced someone was trying to spam him because that looked like a computer response. 

So then I was like “Who the fuck are you?”

And they said, “Just a guy who lives at ajdfkjalskdfl Apartments (where my friend lives). Are you the cutie in Apartment $ who drives a lakjdlfkalsd?>>>Who the fuck are you?”

And mind you we were tipsy, but we freaked out... This guy knew stuff about my friend and it was weird, but we thought it was still one of his friends.

Until he looked the number up on Facebook. And I looked the number up on Safari. And I found this gay photographer, same number, same address....

And we didn’t know what to do. This was a real guy being serious. 

So then he texted back all this graphic stuff... And we tried to come up with something fast.

So I texted back, “Wow, wow, wow, this is actually his girlfriend. This isn’t even his number... so if you could stop that’d be great. We only texted an played along because we thought this was one of his friends...”

And then he responded, “Oh, omg, will do! Sorry!”

...

Well the internship fair went well. I had some good portfolio reviews/conversations. Some people were so weird though.. like they expected me to say so much more... but I talk a lot so... ??? Or if I did crack a joke or say some small talk, they just like were boring... Idk whatever. 

I already have an internship, it was more for a job after school. 

So I’ve managed to get everything set up for the internship fair. I should be ready to just go tomorrow. I finally heard back from the last person with my portfolio review. In time. 

So I took my history of cinema test just now and I actually found out that it was open note! Which saved my whole life. I just wrote a shit ton about Alfred Hitcock’s Psycho and how the Vietnam War effected 1970s American cinema. Not to bad.

However, I found out I needed to send my portfolio sent to three industry professionals by tomorrow and I only have 1. Hopefully everyone else pulls through... 

But American Horror Story is tonight so yay.

I got a tablet to use for the internship fair. Praise the lord.

Jesus, that’s great. Now I don’t need to print my whole portfolio.