I finally overcame my malaise and wrote something. It is melodramatic and melancholy (GUESS WHAT, IT'S STILL RAINING) and about mummies:
Let me tell you why I became an archaeologist; why, at twenty-three, I was knee deep in student loans and book fees and empty Ramen noodle cartons. When I was six years old, I was eating Rice Krispies with sugar one morning when my father showed up at the door. I didnât recognize him at firstâI had that feeling you get when you know someone, but they are in the wrong place. My dad wasnât in his apartment downtown or at the playground across the street. He was at our door. My mom walked overâshe was wearing a shell-pink dress with pleats in the skirtâand I slurped the milk from the bottom of the bowl, still staring at my dad. He walked over, tall and thin and dark-haired, same as me, and asked, âDo you want to go see some mummies, Malena?â He always called me by my full name.
âMummies?â I asked. âIn Egypt?â I jumped out of my chair. Iâd just learned about mummies in school.
My dad smiled, a broad grin with one broken eyetooth. âNot those ones, smartypants,â he said, clearly impressed. I blushed. âThere are mummies here, in New Mexico.â
 âReally?â I asked.           Â
I grabbed my blanket and my mom tucked gummy bears into my overalls pocket. âRemind him you get hungry at lunchtime,â she whispered.
âMom,â I said, annoyed. She pursed her lips and tucked another packet into my other pocket.
Dad buckled me in the back seat and tucked my pink blanket around my lap just how I liked it. I really liked to rub the corner of the fleece, where the seam of the binding overlapped the soft part. We drove through the hot sun, the air conditioner blasting. My dad played the classic rock station and the DJ had a voice like Ronald McDonald. I watched the cacti fly by on the side of the highway.
We reached the museum just as it was opening, and the halls were still quiet as we wandered through, my dad clutching the museum map and pushing me down one hallway, then another, past the usual state history exhibits with pictures of Indians in big feather headdresses and Mexican-mural-like paintings of haciendas and white churches. The traveling exhibit was in a big open room in the center of the museum painted bright red. In the very center, an Inca mummy from Peru laid out, decorated in gold amulets and a paper-thin gold headdress. He was swathed in brown linen but I could see the indents of his eyes and his mouth, even his teeth. I stared at the fabric, the tiny fibers, and fingered my blanket.
âPretty crazy, huh?â my dad said, lifting me up so I could get a better look. I gazed down in the top of the glass case. The headdress fanned the mummyâs head like rays from the sun. I nodded and looked at my dad.
âYour dad found a mummy once, did you know that?â my dad asked, setting me down.
âReally?â I knew he worked in a museum in Albuquerque, but this was news to me.
âIn the basement,â he said, nodding solemnly. Then his face broke into a smile. âIt was a mummified rat,â he said.
âThey used to mummify everything,â he said.
âIn Egypt,â I told him.
âIn Egypt,â he agreed. We walked towards the exit and back out to the car. I thought about the gold headdress the whole way home. The gold pieces looked thinner than a coloring book page.
My dad dropped me off at home in time for lunch, though I had eaten all my gummy bears in the car.
And that was the last time I saw him.
I made a significant change to the outline--this paragraph is not it--that is making writing Chapter 2 more boring than I thought it would be. See, I expected to make Malena fall in love with this hot young archaeologist wunderkind (every time I see that word I think of B.J. Novak in that scene from The Office where he says, "People have been saying the word 'wunderkind,' and I guess...they're right.") but INSTEAD I thought it would be an interesting plot twist to have her fall for Damien Jones, the evil professor's godson, who gets sent to the archaeology site on a secret mission. I think the real problem is Damien hasn't been devastatingly handsome in my mind, and at the risk of sounding supremely shallow, that was going to be Malena's main impetus for sneaking into his sleeping bag, so to speak.
Another more troubling problem is that this book seems to be walking the line between delightful romp in the caves and depressing mental exploration of Malena's dad issues. But I don't care about things like that! Like B.J. Novak, I feel free to crisscross genres and careers as I please.