Reasons your Villain is just a guy in a black hat!!
⚔︎ Evil because the plot needed an antagonist by Monday
⚔︎ Monologues their entire plan while hero is "helpless"
⚔︎ "We're not so different, you and I" (yes you are, that's the point)
⚔︎ Wants to destroy the world they live in (bro, where will you go?)
⚔︎ Unlimited resources, explained never
⚔︎ Could've killed the hero 47 times but didn't for Reasons
⚔︎ Evil laugh at inappropriate moments
⚔︎ Dressed like they shop exclusively at Hot Topic
⚔︎ Scars = evil, because subtlety is dead
⚔︎ "You're too late!" (they weren't though)
⚔︎ Absurdly complicated plan when simple would work
⚔︎ Hates humanity but has impeccable social skills
⚔︎ Minions are identical and incompetent
⚔︎ Creates hero's powers then acts surprised hero uses them
⚔︎ "Everything is going according to plan" (it isn't)
⚔︎ Motivation is just "chaos" or "power" (boring!)
⚔︎ Waits politely while hero gives inspirational speech
⚔︎ Former friend of hero because of course they are
⚔︎ Kicks puppies to establish they're Bad
⚔︎ Has a point but you wrote them so cartoonishly no one cares
⚔︎ Unnaturally talented at everything except winning
⚔︎ Betrayed by their own organization (saw that coming)
⚔︎ Redeemed in last chapter after being irredeemable for 400 pages
⚔︎ "I'm doing this for the greater good" (every villain ever)
⚔︎ Obsessed with the hero specifically (get a hobby)
⚔︎ British accent (why are villains always British?)
⚔︎ Keeps threatening but never actually does the thing
⚔︎ "You can't stop me!" (they can and will)
⚔︎ Underestimates hero after hero beats them repeatedly
⚔︎ No hobbies, relationships, or life outside villainy
⚔︎ Conveniently shows up whenever needed
⚔︎ Tower/lair that screams "EVIL LIVES HERE"
⚔︎ Died but not really (three times minimum)
⚔︎ Motivation revealed to be disappointingly petty
⚔︎ Intelligence fluctuates based on plot requirements
⚔︎ Reformed villain speedrun (1 good deed = redemption!)
⚔︎ "I am many steps ahead" (narrator: they weren't)