#wrightgotwronged

A/N: Third fic for Steter Week (2014).  AO3 version here. 

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“Stilinski caused a mess in Deaton’s again today.”

Peter’s nose wrinkles as he flicks away a chocolate frog.  “I’m not all that surprised.”

Deucalion snorts indelicately at his side, elbowing him lightly and gesturing across the hall at where Stiles is walking with an arm slung jovially around Grphandor Scott McCall’s shoulders.  “He’s doing it again.”

Kali tilts her head.  “I don’t know why he insists on hanging out with other houses.  What do they have to offer him?”

“Sub-standard conversation?” Deucalion muses, practically snickering.

Kali rolls her eyes. “He’s Slytherin.  He’s one of us, and yet he’s almost never around.  Peter, isn’t he friends with your niece and nephew?”

“I don’t control who they mingle with, nor do I really care who Stilinski is friends with.” Peter replies, eyes tracking Stiles as he sits at a table with his sister’s children; she’d been so proud when Laura had been sorted into Ravenclaw and Derek into Gryphandor, and she was already convinced that Cora would follow one of their footsteps when she was finally old enough.  “I’m not quite sure why you all insist on speaking to me about him.”

“Because you’re fucking him,” Deucalion says, almost in passing as he bites into an apple.

Thanks, that was very fun :)

Rules: 1) always post the rules 2) answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and then write new ones 3) tag 11 people to answer your questions and to write their own

Questions I got asked:

1.favorite super hero? Very, very hard to choose ... I'd say the Avengers as a collective, cause I can't pick just one super hero

2. how much sleep do you get on average? It's either 4 hours or more than 9 hours, rarely in between, but I'm trying to sleep more regularly now, at least 8-9 hours by night, so I can function effectively for the whole day.

3. funniest pick up line? "Your name must be Chekov, because I would do zat!" It's not from me but it really made me laugh 

4. least favorite season? I love all of them, each one has its specificity, well at least here in Europe.

5. best candy flavor? Lemon

6. three things that make you happy? Cats, books & tea :)

7. favorite 90’s-00’s song? Omg I can't pick just one

8. how old were you when you found out the tooth fairy/santa/easter bunny etc isn’t real? Don't really remember, probably around 6-7

9. weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten? Chapulines (grasshoopper) in mexico. Tasted fine actually

10. most relaxing sound? Rain, or a purring cat

11. favorite number and why? 5, and I have no idea why

My questions:

1- What is the first thing you do when you wake up ?

2- A song you could play on repeat forever and never get tired of it.

3- If you could travel anywhere, where would you go ? 

4- If you could domesticate any animal, what would you choose as a pet ? 

5- Favourite drink.

6- If you had a coat of arms, what would be represented in it ?

7- In which fictional world would you like to live? 

8- Who is the person you look up to the most ? 

9- Your happiest memory.

10- Your favourite outfit.

11- The most beautiful place you've ever been to.

I tag : dark--phoenix, left-twix, monstermonstre, wrightgotwronged, onthewingsofdragons, dean-needs-his-pie, anagramrmx, s-t-r-a-n-g-e-c-h-a-r-m, isaibellelightwood, benedoodle-cumberpoodle

"I didn’t give you my number so that you could send me stupid texts, Stiles." 

"Easy, wolf boy." Stiles mutters into the receiver, sprawling out over his bed— nearly toppling his computer off of his lap.  "It’s not a big deal." 

"You just texted me in regards to someone who texted you because they wanted to sext you.” Derek replies dully. 

"Yeah, dude.  We’ve saved each other’s lives.  I figured we were on that level." 

"Level?" 

"Bros, man.  Bros that sometimes complain about dumb idiots who try to initiate lame attempts at sexting." Stiles says.  "Congrats on knowing that term by the way.  I didn’t think you were living in the twenty first century."

"Seriously, Stiles?" 

"You ever sext before?" 

"We’re not having this conversation." 

"We’re not?" 

"Nope." 

"Why not?" 

"Because you’re in yoga pants and watching Community, Stiles." Derek says.  "And I just got out of the shower." 

"You just got out of the shower?" 

"I’m hanging up now." 

Stiles grins.  ”Can I get a dick pic first?” 

A/N: Not quite a battle.  More like a… negotiation. 

Also, it feels more like a prelude than anything else.  But imma leave it like this because the imagination is so much more fun. 

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"This is my territory," Derek said from between sharp teeth, eyes flaring a deep red.  "And I want you out of it." 

"And what makes you think it will be that easy?" Deucalion asked, smile cold as he tilted his head.  

Behind Derek, Scott stepped up, his own gaze burning gold as Isaac and Cora and Erica and Boyd all pressed in close.  Scott’s grin wasn’t exactly kind either.  ”Then we’ll make you.” 

"Do you really think that the six of you can take us on?" Deucalion laughed softly.  "We’re all Alphas.  You only have one.” 

"True." Derek nodded.  "But we’ve got something a lot better than an Alpha." 

"And what exactly might that be?" 

The shot rang across the lot, and Deucalion just barely shifted his foot out of the way.  The stench of wolvesbane had him rearing back, nose wrinkling, and Kali stepped to his side, searching blindly for the bullet’s origin.

"Hunters?" she hissed.  "You brought hunters?"

"Nope," Scott glanced over his shoulder, up to the top of the warehouse— where Stiles was perched, sniper rifle pressed snugly to his shoulder.  "Just the Pack human."

Deaucalion laughed.  ”He missed.”

"No, I didn’t." Stiles called down.  "But I can aim for your head next if you’d like me to prove it."

Deacalion’s lips twitched.  ”I don’t think that will be… necessary.”

"So you’ll get gone?" Derek lifted a brow.

fuck no | no thanks | eeeh | not sure | I’d give it a shot | sure why not | omfg yes |there go my pants | holy fuck take me now

Funny thing about this one.  It’s fairly recent.  I used to be super against it— like I was definitely cool with others having it, but I didn’t have it myself.  Because I have a daddy, and that is so so so not sexual ick ah no gross i’m gorssing masyfaefalejflak eewwwwwwww

Blue: 9 facts about my family

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1. My older sister is 25 and on her second marriage with one baby. 

2. I do not talk to my birth mother for reasons. 

3. My dad is in the military. 

4. My stepmom is Catholic. 

5. My pups are my babies.  I’ve got a sheppard and a lab.

6. I shave my dad’s head sometimes. 

7. My dad eats apple cores. 

8. My sheppard sleeps in bed with me. 

You heard the lady! 

This dearling is budding talent, and you should definitely go check this out.  I don’t do recs for just anyone, so take it to heart, my sweets.