#worstguy

"my neighbour, the... big, tough guy with tattoos, was smoking a cigar in front of the entrance of our complex, and... complimented my parallel parking... ??" go on... this sounded promising enough !! "he was like: 'i dunno if anyone ever told you, but you're stellar at this parking thing...' — then he mentioned how he's seen me a couple of times before, thinking i'm not going to make it ?? but, then... i did it, and he was utterly relieved ??" alright, that part warranted some confusion on rosie's part; brows knitting to match the timbre of her voice. "as if !! i'm not gonna crash my pretty, pink convertible !! come on, buddy... i am a car enthusiast !! i may not look like it, but..." a sigh, the shake of her head — a fond one, this time. "i know my stuff..." // @worstguy

╰   *  "don't mistake my nice for naive." / @worstguy

╰   *  "whatever. i don't even like your swagless aura or your slutty eyes anyway." @worstguy

╰   *  "yes i did fall asleep while in the office with my back hunched like that fella from notre dame but i had a very important project to finish and that won't be solved by you asking me to come to yours for a singstar party." @worstguy

"for the last fucking time, i don't have what you're looking for." the smile spread across her face is clearly forced, like she was performing some sort of ventriloquy act. did she even know what they wanted? not really. but she's never been one to help others out... without being paid, at least. "if you're just gonna stand there and beg, i don't wanna hear it."

"come on, buddy... — humor me, i beg !! you look uber handsome in caps, so... this wouldn't be any different !!" if that won't work, yuri doesn't know what will. an actress ?? unable to put on an act convincing enough ?? unheard of. // @worstguy

"she told me her favourite class was... 'upper' — safe to say, the date ended there..." probably for a good reason, right ?? he just... walked out on her. no shame in that. "i only asked because she had a sticker of a game character on the case of her phone..." // @worstguy

╰   *  "the invitation said 'black tie' event so i wore a black tie... what is the problem?" @worstguy