Quotes from Dnd tonight:
"It's a burrower bunny" - Paladin with a giant rabbit for a steed
"You can dig so many more graves" - the half-orc barbarian
"No...Wait, I can! I can bury so many more people!" - Paladin, who is also obsessed with observing proper funeral rights, realizing the implications of their newest acquisition
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The Paladin is talking to air and rolled a 1-on performance to everyone else ~12 Perception. The bard rolled detect magic and found the paladin glowing with transmutation magic.
Bard: Someone is probably sending her a message
The monk player breaking character: Message is a transmutation spell?! That makes no sense!!!
Bard: You transmute the words from your mouth across a distance to the other person's ears
DM: That is a decent explanation
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"What's that song from Dora about the map?" Monk player asks
Both women at the table start singing the map song in unison. Monk player looks confused "Isn't it map map map?"
"Your thinking about the backpack song" The orc player adds
"Fuck the BACKPACK song, you're right"
Grad students who took psychic damage from me arguing the Notre Dame cathedral fire was not recent since I was working on a different degree at the time.
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"You detect evocation magic on the dragon statue"
"Great, I'm sure I would know what to do with that information if I knew what evocation magic meant"
"You're a spell caster; you are allowed to look it up"
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"Fancy curtains?"
"Fancy tapestries."
"Damn, can't use those as fashion for my bunny," Paladin while the DM was explaining the interior of a castle, we were explicitly told, "Your funeral if you go in there"
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"Yeah, I don't have a movie, I just want to have the monster fucking 16-panel figure tucked away and be able to tell people they are only seeing half of it unless they ask."
"You can't be saying that."
