#wool-gathering

For an asexual, I make a lot of sexual jokes. People are always surprised by this fact, especially since I’m sex-repulsed, but here’s the thing. Sex IS the joke. It’s nothing BUT a joke to me. Therefore, I can do all the “That’s what she said”s I want, but I will be grossed out if you actually tried anything.

Reminds me of something funny, actually.

When me and my “ex” were still together, I used to tease him every now and then by secretly telling him the most VILE stuff possible. And seeing his reactions to it always gave me a malicious smile on my face. He was right, I am evil.

Siren!Lance and Keith with useless lesbian sea captain Allura and Siren!Romelle

FINISH Blue Pencils GDI

A bunch of prompts I still owe y'all 😓

it feels like I’m getting goosebumps in the summer heat,

like I can see the planets with no telescope,

like I’m running out of breath,

A question that’s bugged me for a while, and I do not know the answer to it, so I’ll put it in poll form.

Hot Take, I do not give a FLYING FUCK about the feelings of kids online, because they always invade places where they’re not the audience.

I don’t know if I brought it up here, but around Christmas, there were kids on TikTok watching the Elf on the Shelf parent videos, and commenting bs like “Santa i-isn’t real…? 🥺”. The replies were always split 50/50, between “Don’t worry, the elves just get tired sometimes! 😅” and “Bro, of course the elves aren’t real”. I personally agree with the latter, because as much as it’s a hard pill for some to swallow, ANYONE UNDER 12 SHOULD NOT BE ON TIKTOK. You’re under that age and on TikTok? That’s what you get for trying to be grown, your childhood gets ruined. On top of that, I thought this was just a Christmas issue, but apparently this continues with such famous lies like the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy.

It’s this same issue that I have with me watching indie shows, and I think that this part is one a lot more of us can agree with. KIDS. RUIN. INDIE. SHOWS. Indie Shows are a Mature Teen and Adult audience, like Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss, Murder Drones, and The Amazing Digital Circus. I do my best to enjoy them alone, but then you have my very young sister trying to butt her way in and learn about the shows. Yes, the songs are catchy, and yes, it’s colorful, but that doesn’t mean it’s for kids! I hate how we’ve reached a point in time where anything 2D and colorful is automatically assumed to be for kids. It’s the reason why we need to add so much violence and cursing and vulgarity into these shows. It’s something Vivziepop gets criticism for, but I think it’s a protection thing. If Angel Dust didn’t make a sex joke or Blitzø didn’t drop a F-Bomb within the first 5 seconds a parent puts on a show like that, the kids would be left to watch it. Even then, it’s all ignored as people turn our beloved Indie shows into content farms and slop, a major reason why people who watch TADC are called cornballs despite being OG’S since the pilot. It ruins our reputation.

Lastly, the internet exposure is ruining how kids grow up. I started getting the gist of what sex was in 6th grade, when the boys in my class started trading potty humor for sexual humor. The worst part, the girls joined in on things like that too, a stark contrast from how they strayed away from the boys’ shenanigans in elementary. It was that grade when I realized I was asexual, and thanks to that, I’m gonna go my whole teen years hearing “you’re too young to know” if I tell anyone I’m ace. I guarantee you, I would’ve had that same realization later on, but alas. And that’s just me being Gen “Zalpha”, I worry for the later generations and how grown they’re gonna start acting.

This might just be my anxiety, but still worth mentioning. The problem with being WSS, and also liking a lot of the content creators I like, is that if I ever met said content creators, what if they think I’m cool, find my Tumblr, and then hate me for liking Wilbur still? I mean, I want them to find me cool, don’t get me wrong. But on some miracle they do, I want them to keep liking me. I don’t want to have to choose between my favorite band, and my favorite content creators.

Damn you, Shelby. Seriously, why are all bad people orange nowadays?

What is Nutella even doing right now bro. Why haven’t they made a chocolate bar yet? It’d be such a good idea, it’d boost their business, AND that’d taste like the best chocolate bar ever. Like, imagine biting into your average chocolate bar, only to find it oozing with chocolate in the middle, like BRO- I NEED ITTTT-

Wool-Gathering #1, I’m not really the kind for musicals, but I think about what it’s like if I was, or helped plan a rendition of a musical. If I was forced to act in a musical at least one time in my life, and I could choose any role, I’d probably be Jane Doe from Ride the Cyclone. She mostly vibes through a majority of the songs, and then flies around the stage for her own.

If I did a rendition of her, I think I’d make her more marionette-like. Puppet mouth, Make the hair a look a bit less like that of a porcelain doll (I’m thinking pigtails), and for the whole flying act, make her support strings visible (not when she’s actually putting them on, tho). In fact, make them glow. Her movements mid-air should feel more dependent on the strings. And for the sake of the marionette act, and for people’s safety, no flipping upside-down.