And they were roommates
How the Deadpool and Wolverine cameo for the big Secret Wars Avengers movie should go, when disney inevitably decides to cash in:
Captain America and Thor and Dr. Doom and whoever are making big important speeches in up in the front, with every single super hero you've ever heard of standing ready like it's Avengers Endgame and they're all assembled.
Some lackey is horribly killed and goes splat in an explosion of goo that's kind of like dog food.
We zoom in on Deadpool and Wolverine standing ready and looking serious, swords and claws ready. We can still kind of hear the big guys giving their speeches in the background. A glob of dog food consistency bad guy splatter lands near them.
D: That reminds me, we're out of dog food.
W: I just bought dog food.
D: Did you? I just used the last can this morning?
W: Yeah, when I went shopping on Thursday.
D: I didn't see any dog food. Where the hell did you put it?
W: In the pantry.
D: (drops his ready stance and fully turns to face W) Peanut, we've gone over this, people food goes in the pantry, dog food goes in the cupboard by the sink.
W: Ok, calm down, I'll move it when we get home.
D: (stands there for a moment looking disappointed)
W: I'm sorry, babe- (nervously looks at the camera, just for a second, for a teeny tiny fourth wall break) I mean, Bub. Can we get back to⦠(gestures at the whole battle thing about to go down.)
D: Oh right! (gets back in his ready stance with the swords up) (looks at the camera for his fourth wall break and whispers conspiratorially) And they were roommates!
