#wolfyfuzzbutt

I'll write out Solomon's and then group the others by shared reactions.

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Solomon:

Smiles his usual smile.

Not the least bit uncomfortable that they know this story; it is a common one after all.

"That's a bit of a oversimplification, but yes. I'd like to point out that it did work though and the child was returned to their true mother."

This man has a very long and strange past that others have a habit of telling stories of over the years, some stories being true while others others exaggerated or went from true to twisted over time.

The sorcerer doesn't mind though. He finds the twisted ones to be entertaining to hear.

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Not fazed at all, already familiar with the story: Lucifer, Leviathan, Beelzebub, Belphegor

Forgot about the story and acts shocked likes it's the first he's heard it: Mammon

The few who know the full story: Simeon, Barbatos, Satan

Horrified at the story: Luke

No, Guy is pronounced how it looks; the normal way of saying it. G-EYE. There’s no weird pronunciation with it. :-)

Here are the cancer ask and the asthma ask. Just in case the inserted links don’t work, here are the links to copy and paste. 

https://dragonagecompanions.tumblr.com/post/182928021773/how-would-the-companionsadvisors-krem-if

https://dragonagecompanions.tumblr.com/post/182941051303/time-for-some-angst-how-would-the 

You’d definitely choke them, that’s for sure. And they’d probably be very worried about going near you when you sleep again. I can just see Bofur being chocked by your arm, his face turning blue and he’s flailing his arms, trying to get Dori’s attention, who just laughs at him and mumbles, “She did that to me yesterday.”