#wolfspidernest

#44 - “Is that my shirt?” + #23 - “I immediately regret this decision.”

“Is that my shirt?”

David closed his eyes, turning slowly and hoping Patrick magically wouldn’t be behind him when he opened his eyes. But alas, Patrick was stood in the doorway, leaning against it as he raised an eyebrow.

“It might be,” David said.

“Oh, ‘might,’” Patrick said. “I guess you went shopping specifically for button down shirts that are a size too small and wildly outside of your general aesthetic, then.” Patrick was right—the shirt was too small for David—but it had been right there when David got out of bed only moments before, and it smelled like Patrick. So much.

But Patrick was staring at him, and teasing him, which in itself wasn’t bad because he knew Patrick never meant it that way, and now he just felt embarrassed.

“You know what?” David asked, feeling the blush rising in his cheeks. “You’re right, it’s not really my style. Too blue. I immediately regret this decision.” 

He tugged at one of the sleeves to take the shirt off, but Patrick held up a hand. David couldn’t help but smirk as Patrick’s eyes flitted across his shoulders. They certainly stood out with how the light blue cotton was clinging to them.

Patrick stepped closer, trailing his fingers up and down David’s biceps. He shivered as Patrick’s tongue darted out to lick his lips, and wondered if Patrick was even aware he’d done it. “I don’t,” Patrick said softly. “In fact, I think this is one of the greatest decisions you’ve ever made.”

David hummed, slipping his hands on Patrick’s waist. “What are some of my other great decisions? In your opinion.”

Patrick grinned. “Taking me on as your business partner. Saying yes to dinner even if you didn’t realize it was date. Kissing me in your car. Saying you’ll marry me. Just to name a few.”

“This is up there with all of those?” David asked. “I guess I’d better keep it on, then.”

“Oh,” Patrick said, his voice rough. “I didn’t say that.”

7. oh my god I think I would rather have Alexis as my sibling because David and I are too similar. I already have enough Anxious Hot Mess energy in my life from myself and I don’t think I could handle it from David, too.

10. deadass The Good Place. I WANT to see that. The SC characters in the good place would be comedy gold.