🚨❗️SPOTIFY IS MY VILLAIN ORIGIN STORY ❗️🚨
I should NOT — SHOULD. NOT. — be allowed a Spotify account 😭🔥 Who in their right mind handed ME 🎀 the feral goblin queen of the wolfpit 🎀 unlimited emotional chaos in audio form???
I press play ONCE and suddenly: 🎧🙂 → 😭 → 🤡 → ✍️💥 writing a tragic 100k outline in the dark like a gremlin powered by trauma and caffeine
AND THE CULPRIT OF TODAY’S BREAKDOWN??? The REASON for this post???
✨🔥 “DAMMIT” by JANA KRAMER 🔥✨ I have it on repeat like it’s paying my rent. Spotify is like “here’s a nice sad song :)” and I’m like 🙂 → 😵💫🩸 “COOL THANKS, TIME TO INVENT A NEW EMOTIONAL WAR CRIME.”
Every. Single. Lyric. hits like: 💔 “WHAT IF THIS WAS STILES’ LOWEST POINT” 😩 “WHAT IF DEREK HEARD THIS AND CRIED” 🐺 “WHAT IF THIS IS THE SOUNDTRACK TO A 6-YEAR HEARTBREAK ARC”
Spotify: plays chorus softly Me: 🫠 “oh cool I’ll just ruin 3 fictional lives and maybe my own while I’m at it.”
My playlists are no longer playlists. They are: ⚠️ emotional hazard zones ⚠️ fanfic starter packs ⚠️ unhinged portals to suffering
Honestly someone needs to YEET my headphones into the sun ☀️ because I cannot be trusted. One sad lyric and suddenly I’m pacing like a Victorian ghost and drafting a fic where everyone cries but in a sexy narrative way.
And to my faithful wolfpit children… come. Gather. Lean in close.
👉🐺 https://open.spotify.com/track/67eNiTU2mPAOOBHtcoBroh?si=e66062ace865407f🐺👈 Hold my hand as we collectively spiral into the abyss together 😭🔥
Anyway I’m gonna go listen to “Dammit” again and get attacked by another plot bunny 🐇🔪✨
