Old wizard professor whose youthful experiments as a student left him permanently 'pregnant' with magic. He's been walking around with a swollen, kicking belly for decades now, always looking due. Lecturing with one hand on his lower back and one writing on the blackboard. Not bothering to hide anymore, gravid shape showing obviously even through his loose robes.
Everyone at the mage's college has grown so used to seeing him like this, it doesn't register anymore. Least of all to the man himself, to whom the round belly is simply a permanent inconvenience. When strangers come up to him and imply he's pregnant in any way, he reacts as if they're crazy--obviously not! at his age?--as his fabric-clad belly rolls and ripples with movement.












