Jun 25
I call the spirits of feast and plenty! I call the spirits of griddle and flame! By the seven hungers and the three thirsts of the belly of the world I call you! By the sacred code of franchise distribution I beg your aid! Dark lords of bread in your fiery caves, specters of sesame in your airy fields, I ask of you a bun! From the lands of grass and corn I call on the spirits of beef for two patties and a slice of cheese! Faeries of the garden realm, I beg a shred of lettuce, and onion minced! Spirits of hearth and pantry, send me a pickle! In the name of hunger I ask you! By the will of the customer I command you!
Day 1 training at McMerlins, they teach you how to ritual cast Big Mac. Special sauce is always made in-house.
