#witz

Richard Diebenkorn (US 1922-1993)

Prisoners' Harbor, Santa Cruz Island (1961)

What mermay can be without Witslie, the sea god of Pomel?

Actually, Witz was the ancient god of destruction, not the god of the sea. But he found a planet that was later named Pomel. And in the seas there was life. Witz liked them. He is unable to create anything, so he decided to protect something that can create itself. And though Witslie died before humanity of Pomel even started to exist, he managed to get in their mythology as the god of the seas.

It's believed that every little fish has a part of Witz's soul in it. And Eosphor, the first human of Pomel, was a modified fish, so unlike other humans he's related to Witz

Der erste zielt, schießt und trifft einen solitären Staubsauger. Der Staubsauger kippt um und der Jäger sammelt deine Beute ein.

Der zweite zielt, schießt und trifft eine Waschmaschine. Die Kugel prallt ab und die Waschmaschine rennt weg.

Der zweite Jäger guckt den ersten verwirrt an

Der erdte dchüttelt nur den Kopf und sagt "Waschmaschinen leben länger mit Calgon, pling pling"

Man gibt Pommes dazu.