#witstarter

“i’m about eighty-five percent sure that i’ve come down with something, and i pretty much just blame it on the hundreds of stray tissues that ended up all over my classroom over the past two weeks. become a teacher, they said. it’ll be fun, they said. i think conning my boyfriend into going to bed early with me sounds like a solid option right now. also, i need to make a conscious effort to repeatedly mention throwing trash in the trash can, i guess.”

“Oh, so you ...saw me trip then? At least I caught myself. It could have been even more embarrassing.”

I got stood up on a blind date tonight. You read that right. A blind date. Stood me up. Without knowing who I was. Though I’m sure they took one look at my last name and ran. Honestly, this would be a great newspaper column. The tall tales and woes of blind dating as a mayors daughter. 

Do you ever just see a photo of someone from your favorite band and you question why you like them? like it it there music? yea, but can i really put up with their weird shit on instagram?????

My bank account has hated me for the past two days with me getting american Black Friday deals. lets just say im done christmas shopping for myself? and my mom i got her a super cute new bag.

“less than twenty-four hours back in toronto and i’m already sick. if that isn’t a sign coming home for the holidays was a mistake then i don’t know what is.”

Working at the bar...