So I work with an older couple who’ve taken me in as a sort of adopted grandson. Which, is nice being that I have no family anywhere near here. But, it does come with the same sort of grandmotherly concerns…. Why aren’t you dating anyone? What are you actually doing with your life? What makes you go on these crazy adventures? Be safe…. Anyways, it was arranged last week that we would have dinner together and then go see their (actual) nephews band (who’s very good and a lot of fun). I was told to bring a guest. “Hey, you don’t know me that well but do you wanna spend like seven hours with me and two old folk? It’ll be great. (But really, it will.)”
Before I can line anything up I get a call from the older gentleman (though that may be giving him too much credit.)
“Dan, your rights have been revoked. I’ve already found a young lady to bring along.”
"Well, who is the broad?"
"What’s it matter?! She’s young. She’s pretty. And she’s god damn willing to spend a whole night with two old kooks and your lil ass. What’s more do you want?"
