Sep 10, 2014
me: lmao my dad he's like "can you warn me a little?" every time i don't go to work but like how ?????????? do i do that? i don't know the night before if i'm gonna wake up or not the next day like literally i get up and see that it's 9 in the morning and my sleepy self turned off the alarm without me knowing like how do i warn u lmao
bree: like
you get a crystal ball
and you invite your father into the basement
okay dad
we're going to commune with the spirits
to figure out whether or not i'm going to oversleep tomorrow
then you hold a seance
and the spirits are like
ooOooO oo oOoOOOOO amie w0000ooon't oversleeeEEEeeeep tomorrooooOooow
