Me: banishes
Me: brain hurts wtf
Maybe I banished my depression instead of whatever spirit this is becuz I feel better but my room feels heavier lmfao
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Me: banishes
Me: brain hurts wtf
Maybe I banished my depression instead of whatever spirit this is becuz I feel better but my room feels heavier lmfao

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Every witch on Tumblr: Rosemary and Lavender! For every spell!!
My allergic-ass self:
Me: * is using my Yes/No/Maybe/Unknown board. * “ Man, I love this so much!”
Me: * asks about all my God’s /Goddesses and if they are my Patreon, and if I should follow them*
Board: * swings “Yes” many times*
Me: ..” OK is there any God or Goddess I should NOT follow??”
Board: * goes crazy and says “ No” *
Me:... s..so I’m accepting more God’s/Goddesses now?!”
Board: * pretty much screams “Yes” at me*
Me: “ I-.. ok. “
If you want to talk to the dead in an occupied graveyard...
Pretend to be on your phone speaking to a living person. You can say whatever the fuck You want and People will leave you alone.
Being a witch means trying to guess whether all the incense and herbs have worked and your positive and energized now or maybe you’ve burnt too much and now your brain is loopy

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Witch Problem
When you want and or need witchy items, but it's too hot and you have no money😭
I literally just yelled at a plant?
Okay so I have this little tree thing in my room, and I gave it some water, and I guess a little too much water (the water was in a gallon jug, so I don’t have to keep filling up a bottle whenever I need to water my plants) and it’s in a dish to catch the water it doesn’t need. WELL, it literally started pouring out the water and it actually looked like it was peeing?? Well it started running down my dresser onto the floor where I have a wreath sitting there for now, so I started getting mad. So water keeps coming out of the pot and I’m scrabbling to find a cup to catch the water in and the only thing that didn’t have anything in it was a mini crystal/glass cauldron, so I put that where the water was dripping and I put it up to the dresser thinking the water would stop coming out, but it kept coming, so I moved everything under the dresser and put the dish there to catch the water, and in the process I lost my balance and kinda fell but caught myself halfway on the floor? All the while I kept yelling at the poor plant to ‘stop peeing damn it’ and I ran and got a towel and was drying everything up (by this time the water stopped dribbling out) and I’m waiting for my stupid class to load so I can’t exactly dry it all right now so I have the towel sitting there, soaking up all the water, and I also apologized to the plant.
Whats wrong with me. Yelling at a plant. Getting mad at a plant. APOLOGIZING to a plant. Like yeah ik they’re living but can they understand English? I mean, negative energy can affect them. Anyways...sorry tree-plant.
That moment when you're just trying to perform a simple ritual outdoors, but the neighbors are nosy AF and want to interrupt
This is why I normally do everything in the dead of night.