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Valentine’s Day prompt. After Archie breaks her heart for the hundredth time, Betty swears off dating and enlists Jughead’s help in breaking her ‘romantic addiction’ before Valentine’s Day. The problem is, the more time Jughead spends with Betty giving her ‘anti-love’ lessons, the harder it is to pretend they’re just pals going on ‘anti-dates’ as they both realize they’d been holding onto funny ideas about love/relationships. Bonus if you can weave in ‘wants what he can’t have’ classic!Archie in there somewhere because I feel that needs addressing. lol

5 Things Fic. Jughead has several -rules- concerning other people. Archie, Kevin, Toni, Veronica and Reggie serve as illustrations. Interestingly, Betty is the exception to all of them.

Betty and Jughead accidentally lock themselves in Weatherbee’s office doing some Blue & Gold investigating during a school dance. While awaiting a rescue from Kevin, they struggle to avoid the elephant in the room. Jughead, to his credit, does rather well. If only the strap of Betty’s dress would stop sliding off..

NSFW. Valentine’s Day prompt. There’s nothing more awkward than being rained out and forced to share a bed in a seedy roadside motel with your best friend’s high school ex on your way home for winter break. Well, no, it can definitely be more awkward. Especially when the people in the room next to yours are having loud sex and there’s nothing on tv but racy movies...

Jughead stands to inherit a highly successful maple farm from his eccentric aunt that would solve a lot of his financial dilemmas and put JB through school. Problem is, the will stipulates he be married by 30 or the inheritance goes to his conniving cousin, Reggie Mantle. Jug enlists Betty to be his wife in a marriage of convenience, promising her a share of the fortune so she can lure her kind of sort of boyfriend, Archie, away from her rival, Veronica’s ‘sponsorship’ of his music. It’s only one week convincing the executors of the will, Cheryl and Jason Blossom, that they’re the real deal. What could possibly go wrong?

“I accidentally pepper sprayed my coworker and now he’s my husband”

A bughead friend with benefits au