#winwan

wanneung: do you ever just miss your ✈️on purpose so you won’t join ur parents in ENGLAND because you want to 🎬 and be famous but they sold your 🏠 to the actress who you have been crushing on ahem. a FAN OF who now lives in the same 🏠 as you because you refuse to move out while daydreaming of doing lesbian yoga 🧘 with her and now she thinks the house is haunted when it’s really you sneaking around really BADLY and LOUDLY and EVIDENTLY but you know you won’t get caught despite the fact you will and the lights go out in the middle of your 🚿 so you both check the power box and then she sees you sneaking into the kitchen with your wet hair hanging in front of your face and thinks you are a 👻 set out to kill her so she screams then you scream and then she faints and you try to do cpr and give her air because you think you killed her.

the inherent eroticism of being forcibly removed from the premises, an essay by wannueng wanabesuptar