#windswillchange

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YAY FOR RANDOM QUESTIONS!

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

Nope! And even if I did, surely the point that I wouldn't want anyone to find out means I wouldn't post it on the fucking internet

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

Ahhhhh genuinely can't remember my first kiss

I can tell you about my first kiss with Joe though? That's an okay story?

Well basically we'd met up in town and spent the day together and at the end of the day we both had to go our separate ways on different trains home, and basically I was just about to get on the train and we said goodbye and I still can't even remember why but I kissed him like it was the most normal thing in the world and halfway through it I suddenly was all SHIT WE HAVEN'T DONE THIS YET HOLY CRAP THIS IS SO FORWARD OF ME WHAT MUST HE THINK MY GOD then got on the train without really saying much. Went to text my Mum to tell her I was on the train home so she could set off to pick me up from the train station when I realised Joe had my phone (I still can't remember why he actually had it...) so I fucking legged it off the train and ran to his platform and he gave me it back and we kissed again and it was amazing :) :)

/soppy story

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

I have one teddy and I only ever sleep with it if I'm super sad about something

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

Actually, no! This is rare!

134. Can you count to one million?

Probably, yes

And my first ask is Lauren being a smart ass ;)

<3

(but seriously; if anyone has anything to ask - feel free! :D)

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Haven’t you already got them?? If you win lemme buy one????? Pls

I hate all kids all days. I am such and angry old woman inside

OH MY GOD ME TOO

to most 13/14/15 year olds (16 at a push) out there (there are exceptions to this)

just because you dyed your hair does not mean that you're fucking everything EVERYONE FUCKING DYES THEIR HAIR YOU AREN'T SPECIAL FOR DOING IT

stop being fucking hipster cunts the lot of you, it's irritating and nobody takes you seriously

stop dressing like whores, you're a child have some fucking dignity

stop having sex so much like seriously OH MY GOD YOU'RE AN EMBARASSMENT TO YOURSELF

also, smoking is not cool, seriously, it kills people. just saying.

OH MY GOD YOU CAN DRINK ALCOHOL!!!11!!!!1 WOOP-DE-FUCKING-DOO! Get the fuck over it and stop acting drunk when you aren't

and whilst you're at it, stop drinking so fucking little and getting off your face, you're a child YOU CAN'T TAKE ALCOHOL THAT WELL JESUS CHRIST