Leave me alone! 🐦
Some time ago I started feeding the birds. 🐦 🍞
Big mistake. 💀
Today I went to the toilet/trone! minding my own business, when suddenly:
TAP TAP TAP 🪟👊
I look up and there’s this little feathered freeloader banging on my window like he’s my landlord. 🐦😤
«Hello? Excuse me? I know your home!» 🧐
Now I’ve just finished making my own food 🍽️🍔 and apparently it’s time to feed the tiny winged mafia outside too. 🐦🐦🐦
I can hear them gathering. beep beep beep 🐤🔊🐤🔊🐤
They’re not birds anymore. They’re debt collectors. 💸📋
I created monsters, and the monsters wants bread!🍞
We all have to eat, but come on, I already fed you all this morning… 😭😤
