#willworkforcuddles

Hope everyone has a really good Christmas. If I was Santa you’d all be getting boxes full of cuddles.

Don’t be afraid to keep your childlike innocence about you. There’s something loveable about someone mature, who still lets their eyes twinkle at the things they are passionate about.

I don’t wanna go to work for the next few days without any work to do... Can’t I have cuddles instead?

I bought a werighted blanket and honestly this thing is amazing. It makes me feel a lot more safe and at ease. It weighs 1/5th of my weight.

Spending time with friends is really nice, and a good change from my normal.

I’m here to steal cuddles, give me what I want and no one gets hurt!

If we mix essence of hug with a pinch of gold dust and a few drops of liquid dreams I think we can create a perfect moment of cuddly bliss.

I am the Cuddle King and I herby decree cuddles for all!