#willwhispen

Orla: I'm people-watching at the mall and we need to make this a drinking game somehow. A group of ghouls just walked by in matching Juicy Booture sweaters and I feel like that's at least one shot of whiskey.

Jinnifer: Jonny, I'm going to need you to make a wish for me right now. Say and type out "I wish that Jinnifer Grant was not pregnant by my seed" or something to that effect, please and thank you.

Massie: I just tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help. Not being able to look directly in a mirror sure the fuck has its disadvantages.

Jinnifer: Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?

Sam: I mean, I'm not complaining, a hot girl is a hot girl is a hot girl. But a life jacket? Is that like a hot new trend or something? Because I hate it. Really got in the way of me checking out her rack.