#willink

One rainy day, me and Mr Fry sat in his office; and a conversation that started out as strictly professional turned into a talk that changed our beautiful friendship into something greater.

Mr Fry (designated daddy): You know mate, I just cannot be asked to keep up to date with students progress over the years they're at school.

Me (Mr Sizer): Same with me mate - cannot be fucking asked.

Mr Fry (designated daddy): Fuck it. We'll base it all on the SATs from year 6. Call it a Flight Path or some shit.

Mr Sizer: Oh my fucking god. Senpai, that's genius *smirks hornily*

Mr Fry (designated daddy): I know. Now come here onii-chan. *lust fuelled beckoning intensifies*

Mr Sizer: Oh Senpai *moans in expectation*

Mr Fry (designated daddy): I love your knobbly knees *licks lips*

Mr Sizer: Your ear-lobes make me so horny onii-chan *flys are about to burst open*

Mr Fry (designated daddy): Show me yer toes

Mr Sizer: *pulls out Glock-19 semi-automatic pistol and licks barrel seductively*

Mr Fry (designated daddy): Shove it up my ass *sphincter audibly loosens*

Mr Sizer: Yes please daddy

The above situation emphasises the need for a personal defence weaponry system designed to protect your anus from handheld firearms.

Firstly we will mount an LRAD 500X-RE long range acoustic device to your ass, it has a range of 2000 metres and is traditionally used to defend ships from pirate attacks but will work perfectly for our purposes.

Secondly we will mount an AN/SEQ-3 Laser Weaponry System, this directed energy weapon is designed to disorient personal on low power and burn through vital organs at higher powers, it is also capable of downing enemy air-craft - making it perfect for protecting your delicate ass from all manner of aerial threats.

Finally we will add a layer of non-explosive reactive armour to prevent attacks from guided missile weaponry, and a layer of 279 mm thick steel armour to protect against small arms fire. This will ensure your ass will never again be penetrated by semi-automatic handheld weaponry by bursting your attackers ear drums while simultaneously burning holes in their lungs.

His health was fragile, but had he had better health i am sure that his style would have developed into a brilliant abstract kind of paintings , since he experimented with cubism during his career which could have become the fundament of his abstract painting. What is left are some brilliant portraits and still life paintings that could be compared with the best that painting has brought us in the 20th century in the Netherlands. http://www.ftn-books.com is fortunate to have some dick Ket titles available.

source: bishopsbox

Ownership: I’m currently reading the book Extreme Ownership by Willink and Babin.  It’s about the lessons of leadership and owning everything in our lives as seen from two Navy SEALs.  

A reoccurring theme I keep coming across in books I’ve read is, blame. Whenever we have blame in our lives, we have a problem.  We want to blame circumstances or other people’s actions for end results, yet, that finger never seems to get pointed in our direction.  Basically, it’s easier to be dismissive of end results and not take ownership.  In another book I recently read, The Big Leap, written by Hendricks, he talks about when we start blaming, we have hit a personal limit in our development. 

So what am I getting at here?  Well, here is one of my take aways...

Blame is not productive. Sure we can point fingers and you may be right, but you’re also not productive.  Blaming someone in a relationship doesn’t help the relationship progress.  Blaming something or someone at work doesn’t help the task get accomplished.  Blaming a lack of sleep for your shitty attitude doesn’t excuse your actions or help anything either. The list goes on. Whenever we see blame pop up in our lives we need to stop and revaluate the situation.   Instead we need to take ownership of our actions, attitudes, thoughts, results, etc.   Here is an example.  You are at home on your phone checking social media and your wife comes to you with a negative attitude and says, “you’re always on that damn thing, and you don’t care about me”  Then you respond flippantly with some remark, “well yeah, if we had sex or did fun things, I would care about you and not the phone.”  Then it’s game on, you two are in a full on emotionally charged argument that never seems to get resolved.  The blame game did not work.  Dude, we’ve all been there in some way or another. 

Instead, if either one of you, or better yet, both of you took ownership, you could have had a productive conversation that would have allowed you both to connect and grow.