#william mcbeth

Leo: Yeah, well where I come from that’s a compliment!

Leo: Shows up early to help set up. Probably booked the venue. Is allowed exactly 1 drink. Just sits back with Klaus, Black, and White and watches everything go down. Probably gets mugged in the bathroom. Leaves with White and Black because Black is startled after Zapp takes his pants off and KK threw up on him.

Klaus: Probably threw the party. Everything is getting out of hand. Kinda scared but is just glad his friends are enjoying themselves. Drives KK and Luciana home.

Steven: Helps Klaus plan the party. “I knew this was a bad idea.” Drinks wine to be classy. Socializes with Klaus and Leo for a while. Basically becomes a TS and keeps everyone from dying. Gets hit on by almost all the girls there including Chain. Gets at least 6 girl’s phone numbers. Realizes he’s gotten a little too tipsy and decided to call a cab before he becomes too wasted.

Zapp: Only came for the booze. Brings 2 dates to the party who fight each other there. Ends up hooking up with a girl in the bathroom. Probably one of the most wasted there. Wakes up on the rooftop, ass naked, with his wallet missing and $40,000 in debut.

Zed: Is embarrassed by Zapp. “What would Master say if he saw you right now?” Probably gets hit on but is completely oblivious to it. Hangs out with Chain until she gets wasted. Leaves because he fears for his safety.

Chain: Only came because she had nothing better to do. Probably gets hit on by a lot of guys. Leo and Klaus have to step in after 1 guy gets a little handsy. Decides to hang out with Zed and gossip in the corner. Gets wasted and hits on Steven. Too tired to go home so she just sleeps on one of the couches at the office.

KK: Says she’s only gonna have 1 drink so she can go home early. She has 12 drinks. Drunk cries on Klaus’s shoulder as she tells him repeatedly that “He’s a beautiful man”. Gets driven home by Klaus afterwards.

Gilbert: Doesn’t drink, like at all. Klaus gave him the night off but he insisted on attending the party as a staff member and not as a guest. Just really stands back and watches it all go down. Probably ends up reading a book. Also ends up chilling with Sonic for a while. Makes sure all the guests get home safely and calls everyone a cab. Helps Klaus clean up in the morning.

Lucky: Shows up to socialize with the ladies. All the ladies think he’s a total creep. Gets wasted to cope. Drunkenly tells Klaus he’d make the perfect ladies man and tired to give him some tips (which aren’t tips and are just him making gurgling noises). Tells Zed he’s very pretty. Finds some old newspapers and makes a hat out of them. Was probably the one to put Zapp on the roof. Passes out in the floor, hugging a potted plant.

Patrick: Is pumped up to go. First to get wasted. Plays strip poker with Luciana and loses miserably. Throws up in a fish tank. Decides to become a stripper and Neyka has to stop him from trying to take his clothes off every 5 seconds. Last to leave. Fights Neyka after she says he can’t sleep on the curb.

Neyka: Goes knowing she’ll have to drive Patrick home. Just lets him do his thing as she goes to the bar to get snacks. Probably has to throw hands with some bitch who thinks she’s a loli. Just sits with Sonic in her lap for a while, just patting his head. Basically has to drag Patrick out kicking a screaming. Is very tempted to just put him in an alleyway and leave him there. Is very done with Patrick’s shit.

Luciana: Already has an IV bag ready at home. She apologizes to Klaus in advance. Starts a drunken argument with Zapp over the color green. Wins $50 from playing Patrick at strip poker. Probably puts Steven in a head lock (like in the manga). Breaks her glasses. Passes out on Klaus after telling him she was really craving waffles. Is driven home by Klaus. Wakes up to a note from Klaus along with a box of Eggo.

Michella: Is not allowed to go to the party and doesn’t really care to. Probably FaceTimes Leo while he’s there. Spends a nice evening at home and then has a pleasant phone conversation with Leo when he returns home. Secretly promises herself to never go to a party again after hearing her brother’s stories.

Sonic: Only went to find Leo and got lost. He’s a little scared. He just kinda accepts it and chills for a while. Neyka is super polite to him and shares a bowl of peanuts with him. Sonic also chills with Gilbert for a while. He eventually finds Leo and heads home. Is asleep by time Leo gets home.

White: Gets invited by Leo. Invites her brother because she thinks it will be good for him. Is allowed exactly 2 drinks. Probably punches Zapp in the face for hitting on her and insulting Black. Looks at the fish tank until Patrick threw up in it. Mainly just sat with Klaus, Leo, and Black. Got a little annoyed by Black constantly clinging to her and begging her to go home. Decides it’s time to go after Zapp takes his pants off. Upon returning home she helps get the vomit out of Black’s hair.

Black: Only goes because White and Leo are going. Really shy and scared by every little noise. Is given a beer which he just ends up giving to his sister to drink because he’s too scared. Begs White to leave 15 minutes after arriving. Eventually convinces White and Leo to leave. Goes home covered in vomit, glitter and stale beer. Is never going to a party again.

Leo- Cried the first time I had chicken nuggets because they tasted good

Klaus- Got stuck in a bush for 3 hours because I liked plants

Steven- Threw myself down the stairs because I thought that Jesus didn’t love me

Zapp- Sleep walked to my kitchen then woke my family up by climbing on the kitchen table and screaming. When they went to check on me and ask me if I was okay I just said in a spaced out tone “Oh yeah, I’m fine. I just felt like screaming”

Zed- Almost set my house on fire and when my mother walked in to save my life I yelled at her because “She should’ve let me die. It’s the circle of life”

Chain- Threw my cat down the stairs 3 times beacause I thought the cat would find it fun

KK- Thought the internet, algebra, tomato soup, and depression were urban legends

Gilbert- Named every doll I owned either “Clara” or “Jacob”

Patrick- Washed my cat with hand soap in the bathroom sink because she was a black cat and I thought he was dirty

Neyka- Go to drink was milk mixed with water

Abrams- Thought my dad wanted to eat me for about a month

Luciana- Tortured worms for “science”

Michella- Almost died from eating a fish stick

Sonic- Pissed on my carpet because I was afraid of the demon living in my toilet

White- Cried when my mom took away the cough syrup I was drinking because it “tasted yummy”

Black- Accidentally punched my friend who started crying, then started crying myself because my friend was crying and that made me sad

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