#william king

Completely Accurate Synopsis:

Khârn: berserks into Slaaneshi temple, flinging gore all around AAAAAAARGH BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

Slaaneshi Priest: My son....have you considered all this aggression might actually be blue balls?

Khârn: SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!!

Slaaneshi Priest: You're too tense darling....You could do with a long,slow scr-

Khârn: SHUT UP YOU DEGENERATE COOMER! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Slaaneshi Priest: You could really channel all that aggression blowing out some backs (iykwim aityd)....

Khârn: YOUR SORCERY DOES NOT WORK ON US, YOU DIRTY OLD FART! KHORNE'S CHOSEN ARE CHADS, NOT SIMPS! RIGHT BROTHERS?!

World Eaters:....POON FOR THE POON GOD!

Khârn: RIGHT YOU ARE BRO- WAIT WHAT?

World Eaters: LUBE FOR THE LUBE THRONE!

Khârn:......FUCKING GOONERS, THE LOT OF YOU! kinslays

Slaaneshi Priest: Well, guess it's down to you and me now....kinky. Show me what that big, bloody axe of yours can do, handsome.

Khârn: quickly makes mincemeat out of the priest

Slaaneshi Priest: Well guess I'm fucked and not in the good way. dies

Kharn: face to face with horny demon throne

Demon Throne: Oh worthy berserker....wanna sit on me? Get comfortable? Manspread as much as you like?

Kharn: tempted

Demon Throne: Come on, sit on me daddy

Khârn: snaps out of it KHARN IS LED BY MIGHTY KHORNE, NOT HIS DICK!

Demon Throne: Oh shit

Khârn: revvs up Gorechild

Demon Throne: Ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit

Khârn: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!

Le very bloody Fin

Seriously between this one and him beating the eveloving shit out of Erebus, I now like Kharn almost as much as Sevatar