Rarepair HCs
1. TerrorOhm: -Ohm uses "I'm gay" as an excuse not to do things such as the dishes or take out the trash -Brian likes cars, and Ohm gets hot and bothered every time he sees his hunk of Irishman trying to fix up an engine or a flat tire, usually shirtless and covered in oil -They definitely shower together and Brian will always shampoo and condition Ohm's hair which of course makes Ryan melt -Ohm gets great delight over making Brian rage in GTA, but revenge is sure and sweet during Mario Kart. They always laugh it off because they both cant sleep on the couch -Brian's nieces and nephews are in love with Uncle Ohm and Ohm will subject himself to tea parties, play doh, and legos for the kids sake (and because he's a kid at heart, dammit) -Ohm 'does the voice' whenever Brian is in a bad mood and it always works to cheer him up -They like watching sports together and will always over hype it because dorks. the both of em. -Brian thinks Ohm looks dashing overdressed in a suit and tie and Ohm in turn finds Brian far too sexy when he's lounging in sweats and a worn out tee 2. Krylirious: John gets Jonathan into fashion! Dresses his goth GF like a sexy motherfucker and paints his nails. Love's that Del has piercings- and they're the bejeweled boyfriends. They own too many plushies and John will spend hours trying to win Jon a cute plush from an arcade machine Ill make these cute dammit Jon doesn't vape but he loves the smell of watermelon and cotton candy that always lingers around his boyfriend 3. Moogla: This is a soft and sweet ass couple. Joe and Tony love Brock more than they love Nogla and dathi gets very jealous when the dogs snuggle up to him (not only because they're hogging brock but because they're traitors). Brock learns bread recipes from Nogla's mum and surprises David one Christmas by making him Plum Pudding (and Nogla tears up a little and wraps him up in a tight hug). Nogla uses his height advantage to surprise Brock with kisses and hides things on the top shelf just so Brock will ask him to get them down 4. Wildwrecker: Tyler calls Ryan Bunny and can get pretty possessive about Ohm- because Ryan is gorgeous and Tyler thinks that guy can do way better than him, but there Ryan is every morning making coffee and breakfast for the two of them, with tiny and kino playing in the backyard. They kiss tyler tastes like minty toothpaste and ohm tastes like sugared down coffee but they don't care. Ohm and Tyler always play fight on sundays because Tyler has the football teams he likes and then there's Ohm, who has chicago blood through and through and will root for the Chicago Bears no matter how badly they play that season. They throw big super bowl parties and kiss outside during halftime 5. Mooeye Brock definitely has a slight Irishman kink, because the way Jack drawls his 'a's' and 'r's' and it melts him every time. They are the positive couple and are sunny as fuck, always complimenting each other and snagging kisses inbetween recording sessions. Jack stays up way too late recording and Brock always has to drag him to bed- pressing soft kisses to his neck and mumbling drowsily about how he needs a cuddle buddy. 6. Kryorisser: They! both! love! puzzles! Brian does crosswords in the morning and John does Sudoku puzzles on their back porch and John'll vape and steal sips of Brian's coffee and complain how its black but drinks it anyways John always rifles through Brian's wardrobe and has him looking like a GQ model in two minutes flat. Brian's happy to let his boyfriend do whatever- and his instagram is more popular than ever when John's dressing him.Brian helps John to learn how to play mario kart- and if he's having a hard time Brian'll take over and kick their asses as John laughs himself silly 7. Tyvan: - "Evan please dont try to cook" is a common phrase said by Tyler - "Evan please dont order take out" is another one - Evan will sit on Tyler's lap mid game if he wants his boyfriends attention- no matter if hes playing a game or streaming - Evan will mom the fuck out of Tyler when he's sick; the american likes to try to push himself to edit even when he's bedridden, and Ev both loves and hates the stubbornness -Evan is a scaredy cat and will not watch a horror movie- and will always send Tyler out of bed in the middle of the night to check if there are any ghosts downstairs ("Evan baby I couldnt see a ghost even if it was there-" "YoURE MAKING ME SCARED") -Tyler will always finisg off Evan's food whether or not the man is done eating -Evan pretends to hate it 8. Gigglesworth Ohm and Anthony go on a beach date- and Anthony's feeling a bit more confident since he lost all that excess baby fat, strutting around with pride as he carries the cooler filled with cream soda and snacks. Ohm's got the towels and is wearing a cute translucent beach robe and a sun hat and they settle in a nice spot near the waves. Ohm makes sure they're both covered in sunscreen before they go out- and build a sandcastle along the shore. Anthony drags Ohm into the ocean kicking and screaming because Ohm is a baby and the water is too cold
