#wildride

The idea of him as a dad 🥺 definitely writing this! I’m just gonna say their kids name is Donna bc that was his moms name so it would just be like he named her after his mom and bc I’m too unoriginal to think of a name for the kid

Steveo’s Wild Ride

I sat with mine and Steveo’s daughter, watching him introduce the show and both of us. “Here as many of you could probably recognize, is my gorgeous wife and one of the amazing producers of Jackass, Y/n, and this is our beautiful daughter Donna!” He said, as I smiled at him and Donna waved shyly at the camera.

“So how old are you Donna? Tell the cameras” Steveo asked as if he didn’t know. “I’m 11 Dad”she bluntly said, giving her dad a side eye thinking he forgot her age. “There’s that attitude I love to see so much!” He joked.

The guys at the front of the studio began asking questions:

“So how has being parents changed things for you?”

Steveo answered first saying, “well, y/n got pregnant with her right when I was first getting sober so it was definitely scary for me, but they both definitely inspired me to stay sober all these years”.

I answered and said, “I had only met Steveo about 8 months before I got pregnant, he was fresh out of rehab and I was worried about if he would want to stick around, but there was never a moment that I doubted if he was gonna be there for us, he always has been” I said, reaching over Donna and grabbing his hand seeing him smile

“Now Donna, do you know what your parents do for their jobs?”

She started giggling and said “yeah, dad does stupid stuff with my uncles and mom helps make the movies they’re in” “stupid!?” Steveo asked, pretending to be offended “uncle Knoxville and you chased each other around last week with a taser until he fell in our pool, dad” she said with the same amount of sass, making everyone laugh.

“To be clear, we haven’t let her watch the entirety of the show or the movies only certain parts, and when she comes to set with us there’s certain rules of what can be filmed that day and how much clothing Chris needs to keep on” I said, laughing when I started talking about ‘party boy’ himself.

“Would you guys ever let her film a stunt for one of the movies? And is that something you’d want to do Donna?”

Donna spoke right up and said, “if I get to tase dad again, yes. And Uncle Bam let’s me ride his skateboard sometimes too!”

Steveo added on, “She actually has, there’s a short clip in the new movie that’s coming out next month where Knoxville taught her how to use a cattle prod, sent her over to go up behind me and got me, and Lance got it all on video” he said laughing, as Donna giggled at that memory too.

“Like Steveo said, she already has, but obviously when she’s older if she wants to do more extreme stunts I can’t exactly tell her no. She’s grown up watching her dad and uncles do it, and she’s always under the wonderful influence of them too” I said cracking a look at Steveo “and yes, Johnny if you’re watching this, you’re included in that. She’s been asking for a Cattle Prod since that day on set” I said laughing.

CONFOUD THOSE AUTOBOT BROTHERS

OH HOW I HATE THEM!

THEY DRIVE ME TO DRINK!

Fortress maximus?

I'LL STEAL IT!