Okay legitimately how long will the Underland/Wildland events go on
Like obviously I don’t want them to stop bc all the songs are peak (kicks that one song to a corner) no that’s not there wdym—
Anyways like I’m wondering (pun unintended) bc like there are only so many characters
So far we’ve had:
Idk if Ra*bits were the White Rabbit or March Hare
The Card Soldiers
Mad Hatter
Cheshire Cat
Blue Caterpillar
Queen of Hearts
Obviously we still need an “Alice” (I actually gave this role to one of my OC units for now. Used to be the Queen of Hearts but I had changed it even before Red Garden came out bc I listened to Noah by Phantom Siita)
Other potential charas left with possible unit matchups:
Tweedledee and Tweedledum (I will genuinely be surprised if they do this and it isn’t 2wink)
Duchess (saw somewhere this was originally fine’s offered theme but they couldn’t do it)
Jabberwocky (Crazy:B would lowkey bee fire but so would valk)
White Queen (pls it would be so cool if they did a white queen song)
King of Hearts
Knave of Hearts?
Dormouse
Flowers
Flamingos?
Ok in hindsight there are a lot more than I realized but still you get the point
Also do we know if there can be repeat characters?
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Kilts’N’Romance one-shot: NSFW, stealing, chasing, reference to abuse and a smidge of smut
Wordcount: 1.879 (7 minutes reading)
I should have never gone,
to where the wild ones live.
Darkness was falling and the damp had started to crawl back up from the cool tall grass. It was cold, and yet I felt hot. Cheeks flushed with exertion and anticipation. My heart was racing now I knew that the beast was chasing me. Searching me. The only between us, being a man high boulder that was cold and mossy beneath my fingertips.
I could hear his ragged breath and annoyed curses. I could hear his heavy feet mulling through the tall wet grass blades. And I could just about smell him. This strange beast. Wild one. His nose now probably up in the air, sniffing me back. Would he find me? The thought made my heart gallop even faster.
‘Oh wee one..’ He breathed.
I bolted.
There was a curse in my heart and on his lips as I abandoned my refuge. And all I could do was run. Run as fast as the soaked skirts around my legs would carry me. I had always hated these skirts, and yet it seemed there was a chance that I would, I could, maybe…
‘STOP!’ He called, feet thundering in pursuit. ‘Oi! STOP!’
I ran and ran as I heard his booming voice behind me. The sound covering all the way to the trees that wrapped around this grassy meadow. They would be my chance of escaping, dusk covering me if only I could be fast enough. Agile enough. Swift as a deer in flight.
A large object crashed into my back and there I was. Smashed into the grass that now suffocated me, green blades cold, wet and sharp against my clammy skin.
‘Ah…’ He breathed out of breath. ‘You..Naughty lass..’
I wiggled and fought but there was no way to move this lug of a man. One large leg was all it required to keep me pinned down and helpless in the sharp grass.
‘Think you can steal from a man?’ His voice came closer and I found his face now inches from mine. ‘From me?’
There was a tinge of blue in the eyes that hid behind his dark mane and scruffy chin. And lest my eyes not betray me, he was not quite as angry as he had appeared moments earlier. His sharp jaw clenched as our eyes met and a quiet moment passed.
‘I’m sorry.’ I finally managed, heart racing for a confusing mix of things. I forgot for a moment how wet and cold and uncomfortable I was in this darkening meadow. I forgot how severe this situation probably truly was. I had been caught stealing some of his provisions. This wild one. And it took no fool to realize that there was no escape.
His blue eyes darkened.
‘Sorry won’t do.’
Our eyes met again, though this time his eyes trailed down the rest of my face unapologetically. All the way to the caress of my breasts against my corset. He looked back up.
‘I was just hungry.’ I tried to wiggle from under his leg, but it didn’t work. He only pinned me down harder, his other leg now swinging around until he sat atop my hip, hands working up the curve of my clothed spine. Even there the dampness had come, bringing with it a cold, cold shiver.
‘Could have asked.’ His hand found the back of my neck and I let out a soft gasp. His hands were delightfully warm and gentle as they trailed up through my hair.
‘Please.’ I begged.
‘Please what me lass?’
‘I’ll do anything.’
That made him chuckle, his hand leaving a quickly cooling spot on my neck. ‘Whatsa wee one even doing in these lands? Can’t really go ‘round stealing and begging, no?’ He swung his legs back over and before I knew it his departing bodyweight left me cold and stunned. Did he just let me go? With confusion in my eyes I looked up, hands pressing up to get out of the grass.
He was walking back to his camp.
‘Hey..!’ I stood up and watched his broad back silhouetted by the campfire that was burning a little distance away. He didn’t look back.
‘Hey! You can’t just..’ I felt a shiver run up my spine as I realised what a predicament I was in. Beneath the soaked layers of my skirts, the stolen piece of bread had gone fully soaked. It was hardly a meal at all. And as I felt the bread disintegrate beneath my fingertips, I watched as the man casually sauntered back to his fire. His warmth. His food. His everything-I-had-left-behind as I had run from my husband.
He could have harmed me. Beaten me. Raped me. But despite all the right reasons to do so, he was nothing like the man I had left behind this morning. He just walked. He. Just. Left.
Without thinking I found my feet moving. Not away as I probably should have. As I probably should have never come to these barren lands. No, I continued deeper onto the path of trouble. I followed the trails to where the wild ones live. For somehow this seemed more welcoming than returning would.
He finally turned around, his face now hidden in the darkness. The orange flames behind him cast his silhouette in a warm glow.
‘Coming to steal again?’
My breath choked and I quickly shook my head, tongue flicking nervously over my lips. Was he angry with me? I wasn’t sure. He turned back around and finally settled by the fire.
I followed.
‘Wait.’ He said before I sat down by the fire as well. I halted and felt the nerves crawl back up my spine again. Any moment could be my last, lest I not play my cards carefully. I looked at his feet in obedience and waited.
He sighed. ‘Gods be the devil, what is it with ye lass? You’ll sit in the smoke.’ He gestured to where I had thought to settle down and finally I dared to look up. If there was any devil in this man, it was the kindest devil yet. I sighed in quiet relief and smiled a little.
‘Sorry.’
‘And you stop that too.’ He patted a spot right between the outstretched legs that appeared from beneath his kilt. I sat down there, eyes still hesitating to look him straight in the eye. Was this a smart thing to do? Probably not. Did I want to? I probably did. My heart started racing again as I felt the heat that came radiating off him and the fire before me.
‘What if I don’t want to?’ I whispered.
He laughed. ‘What a way, what a way. One moment a spirit steals my old bread, next I have a lass in ‘tween me legs.’
I finally dared to turn and look him straight in the eye. He was grinning cockily and I felt my tongue go sharp. ‘Well you better enjoy it!’
‘I am..’ His grin smouldered down to a charming smirk.
‘You are?’ I teased, feeling emboldened as I turned a little way more to get a better look at him. Behind all the grime and disheveled hair set a good looking man with a dimpled chin and sparkling eyes.
He shrugged.
‘So you gonn’ be a-staying then little spirit?’
‘Maybe.’
He raised a challenging eyebrow.
‘What?’ I asked.
He laughed and shook his head. ‘You must know that the fire don’t kindle itself.’
And as he said so something moved beneath the layered pleats of his kilt. A dragging little thing that moved between his legs. I breathed in cautiously and looked back up, his eyes now a good shade darker.
‘So I can..’ I brushed a hand up and beneath his kilt. His muscular thigh clenched beneath my cold fingers. ‘..stay?’
He licked his lips and it was clear it took great effort to calm himself. With a breathy laugh he looked up at the sky as my hand travelled further up his leg.
‘Oh lass… monsters live ‘ere.’ His words cut short as my other hand copied the snaking caress on his other thigh.
‘Mm?’
He licked his lips again and kept his eyes up at the sky. ‘Big ones.’
‘Dangerous ones?’
He looked down and back at me. The light of the flames danced over his features, setting him in a beautiful orange golden light.
‘Only when they need be.’
Both my hands were now at the tops of his thighs, hiking up his kilt until there was little modesty left.
‘Ah fek it.’ He growled and in a lunging assault I was smacked into the ground again. This time no cold hard grass, but a warm bit of sandy earth. Along with the assault came lips. Perfectly supple and wet against my neck and chin. And then there were hands that wandered, mimicking the way my hands had travelled up his legs.
I gasped and moaned as there was suddenly warmth everywhere. The sensation of my cold and soaked clothes was swiftly forgotten, making place for a heavy musky scent that infiltrated my nostrils. This man smelled of the earth, sweat, rain. Not of alcohol and abuse. There was no pain in the way he touched me. Even if bounded on something animalistic as he growled into the softness of my skin.
‘Better warm up this cold lass.’ He mumbled in between open mouthed kisses, his lips now finally moving up to my face. First to my ear, then my cheek, all the way up to my nose, where he rested his forehead for a little while, breathing in raggedly as one of his hands cupped around my face.
‘You want this then?’ His voice had become hoarse.
I gasped as I felt his legs shift between mine, realising now how he had settled himself down for more.
‘Tell me no.’ He said out of breath.
‘Yes. Yes please.’ I gasped.
He pushed himself back a little so he could look me in the eye. The flames danced ever more wildly over his face from this angle. Smouldering fire burned in the darkness of his once blue eyes and I did what good women shouldn’t.
I kissed the wild one.
What followed was warm lips and bumping noses and awkward hands that fumbled with damp wool skirts. What followed also, was his toothy smile as he looked down upon me, admiring me in a way men didn’t do often.
‘Yes?’ He asked.
I nodded and breathed out, laughing softly. ‘Ye--’
Something prodded itself against my apex. ‘Ah!’ I gasped, but before I could scream at this intrusion, his lips moulded around mine. He took my breath in a most star strikingly slow pace. And as his kisses sweetened, his cock pierced. Deep and wide and stretching he slowly coaxed me to welcome him whole. To welcome the wilderness that coursed through his veins. That burned in his warm fingertips.
I realised then as I opened my eyes and looked up at the sky. That there’s a reason why you should never go to where the wild ones live. A single star appeared from between the coal black clouds and I smiled.
I should have never gone.
For it makes a wild one of me too.
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Author’s note: Henry in a kilt. Henry in a kilt. I repeat. Henry. In. A. Kilt.