Gunslinger McCree and Countess Widowmaker reenacting the âI am a lethal killing machineâ scene from The Losers.
McCree is getting chased through Junkensteinâs castle, ends up trapped by Junkenstein, his Monster, and the Reaper. All three aiming their weapons at him.
âWow, this got seriousâ, McCree remarks as he looks over his shoulder.
Its a sheer drop from the castle wall, but McCree seeâs a small glint in the trees across the way. McCree holsters his empty revolver, then he points finger guns at them.
âIâm warning you, I am a lethal killing machine. I was experimented on by the Witch of the Wilds. She did things to me, spooky stuff... anal stuff. And turned me into a dangerous telekinetic.â
Reaper and and the Monster exchange looks with Junkenstein, as McCree continues.
âAs the Ancient Omnic Monks philosophy states; âDonât Start None, Wonât Be Noneâ.â A bead of sweat slides down the side of McCreeâs head as he holds his âaimâ against the three.
Reaper is the first to move, lowering one of his shotguns to pull a pair of iron shackles from his belt âtelekinetic your way out of this.â
McCree grins and flicks his finger at the Reaper, âBang!â The Reaper dropped onto a heap. Turning to Junkensteinâs Monster, his finger flicked again âPow!â The Monster staggered from the shot and fell, leaving only a very confused and scared Junkenstein.
McCree turned both of his finger guns to the Mad Doctor, ânow get down, or Iâll make your heart stop beating with my mind.â
Junkenstein, not wanting his heart to stop beating due to someoneâs mind, complied. Tossing his bomb launcher aside and falling to his knees, burying his head under his hands.
McCree grinned and turned to the treeline, holding up an âA-Okâ hand sign and whispering âThank you, Amelia.â
Nestled in the branches and watching the Gunslinger through the scope of her smoking sniper rifle was the famed huntress, the Countess, who could only grin and lightly shake her head at the Gunslingerâs antics. âAmericansâ, she allowed herself to whisper under her breath as she watched McCree make his escape.