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Today was Cheyenne's birthday and she and Marie and I spent it at Motor City Comic Con and a pub called Gatsby's. It turns out artists are disproportionately impressed by the ability to walk and knit at the same time, and I know this because two or three of them commented on how I was doing it. There's a story that goes with the pub, too, but right now I'm very tired and going to bed, so you do not get to hear it. Ask one of them.
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Gift Fic for Cheyenne
Gabe is sitting on the couch, rocking it at single-player Mario when Cheyenne comes out of their room, tucking her phone into her pocket. “Alright, Gabe, I’ll be back later!” She calls, grabbing her bag from the counter, pausing to kiss him on the cheek. He turns his head at the last second, her kiss landing on his lips.
“Where you goin’?” He asks, pausing his game and turning around.
Cheyenne smiles, blushing. “Me’n the girls are having a show-night. We’re all meeting at Nicole’s.”
Gabe nods. “Tell the BroTPrincesses I said hi.” He says, snapping his fingers. A lollipop hovers in front of Cheyenne. “Don’t forget your sweets.” He says, smiling. Cheyenne laughs, snagging the candy out of the air.
“Don’t set the apartment on fire, Gabe. I’ll be back around eleven.” she calls. Gabe huffs, turning back to his game.
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“Gabe, I’m back!” Cheyenne calls, locking the door behind her. Her eyes raise to the living room, and she stops. “Gabe, did you seriously turn our entire apartment in a blanket fort?”
Gabe sticks his head out of the fort, hair sticking out at odd angles from static electricity. “Not the whole apartment.” He says, “The bathroom is blanket free, and so’s the kitchen.”
Cheyenne snorts, peering down the hallway. Yup, blankets everywhere. Jeeze, did he stick those in with thumbtacks? “Why the blanket fort?” She asks, kneeling to enter the fort. She tries to ignore Gabe’s lecherous grin as he lets her get ahead of him.
"Just felt like making a blanket fort."
"Making a mess, you mean."
She curves toward the living room, popping up through the TV-watching hole Gabe left. She yawns, and Gabe appears beside her, pulling her against him.
“Sleep, Chey. I know crying at Doctor Who and your shows wears you out.” Cheyenne laughs quietly, more of an amused huff of air, but curls against his chest gratefully.
He presses a kiss against her hair. “Love you, Chey.”
“Love you too, Gabe.”
Brotparty's Supernatural Pick-Up Lines
monica : r u a demon cuz i feel u inside me
sarag: r u my vessel bc i want to be inside u
monica: i learned that from the pizza man
monica: is ur name sam bc i'd go to hell for u
chey: Is ur name castiel cuz id sure like you to grip me tight.
monica: u can bless my holy water
sarag: is ur name dean bc i'd like to grip u tight
monica: r u a hellhound bc i want u to rip me open
chey: R u a blood junkie cuz I want u to suck me dry
sarag: r u a 67 chevy impala bc i want to ride u
chey: R u a LARPer cuz id sure like to play with you
monica: r u a tulpa bc i dont think ur real
chey: Is ur name Alistair cuz i want you to make me scream.
chey: Is ur name Samandriel cuz I'll make u scream
sarag: u r a jerk bc i'd like to be ur bitch
monica: u can win my chester
chey: Is ur name Adam cuz I'll make you say yes
emily: Hello. Would you like to have the sex with me?
and so i cry sometimes when i'm lying in bed, the title of my autobiography
IT'S TUESDAY, ALL.
Marie and I are hangin' at Cheyenne's. We got Chinese and watched The Fifth Element and then Road to El Dorado and then for the past few hours have just been sitting and dying of laughter because turns out you don't actually NEED drugs to get stoned. Did you know there's a ten-hour loop of the He-Man "What's Going On" on YouTube? 'Cause there is and it is glorious. Also my car is broken and I am SO SAD and nobody knows how this happened so I have to actually, like, GET UP in the morning to take my father's back to him. Woe.
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merry christmas from brotparty
BROTPARTY this morning: ILY ALL SO MUCH YOU ALL MEAN THE WORLD TO ME *group sobbing*
BROTPARTY tonight: I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU ALL *group sobbing*
#MY BROTHER DIDN'T LIKE THE EPISODE #HE SAID NOTHING HAPPENED #FUCK YOU JACK #MY BBYS ARE CANON #I MEAN #THEY ALWAYS WERE #BUT THE HUG #AND THE THINGS SAID #IM CRY #spoilers
wait wait wait wow fuck Jack. I mean, I care about ships being canon probably even less than he does, but he better go apologize to Mom Tran right fucking now.
