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Hiiii! I just want you to know that one of the ONLY reasons I’m still alive is SPITE! #truth #truthbomb #whyimstillalive #spite #itbelikethatsometimes #iwentthere #ghostmode #clapback #featureme #foryou (at Oxford Park, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGMfQAigwbI/?igshid=hqtxwk4d3p
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Iswear the only reason I’m still alive is because when I’m out in the wild my parents made me anal retentive as hell about looking both ways before I cross the street..
You’re welcome.
When your habits are questioned
ME: *looks both ways when crossing oneway street*
FRIEND: *ridiculing my good habit* its oneway dude why would you put all that effort looking for something thats not there?
ME: *starts laughing uncontrollably*
FRIEND: *super confused* why are you laughing? feel stupid?
ME: *stil laughing points at car driving backwards up the street going the wrong way*
FRIEND: *jaw drops* no fucking way!
ME: *pushes friend behind car* should have seen that coming. OOOOHHHHHH IM SORRRYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
"Happy birthday Jean!"
"Thank you, babe." Jean grinned happily, leaning to kiss his boyfriend's cheek. "So, do I get any presents?" He asked jokingly, wriggling his eyebrows at him in a suggestive manner.
