#whyhellotheredearsir

KNEEL BEFORE ROYALTY!

RULE ONE: always post the rules.

RULE TWO: answer the questions the person who has tagged you has written and write eleven more.

RULE THREE: tag eleven new people and link them to your post

RULE FOUR: let them know you’ve tagged them

I was tagged by: poisonbender

Questions:

What do you look for in a guy/girl? My intellectual equal and gentlemanly 

Are looks or personality more important to you? Personality

What’s a food you could live on? Escarole soup, haha 

Are you religious? If so, what religion? Yes, Christianity. (But don't worry, I'm pro-gay!) :D 

How old are you? 14

How long have you been on Tumblr? Since June 2012 

You only have 24 hours left to live; who do you visit and what do you do? I'd write a life story and go kiss the first cute guy I see. 

Where are you from? (Country)  'Merica 

What kind of music do you listen to? I love all types, but my allegiance lies with country music.  

Favorite blogger? I couldn't pick. 

Dream date? Playing with sparklers in the backyard all night. 

poisonbender's questions:

What’s your favorite book/book series? The Infernal Devices right now. :D 

Where are you from? Connecticut 

How many languages do you speak? One and 1/2 

What’s your favourite movie? I really don't know. Pixar/Disney movies are da bomb. 

If you could spend one day with ANYONE who would it be?  Jesus? That'd be cool. 

If your life was a book how would it be called? To Kill a MockingTurd 

What was/is your favourite cartoon? Gravity Falls or Spongebob, yo 

What country would you like to visit? Greece 

What’s your OTP/OTPs? Johnlock. 

Favorite colour? Blue or something of that sort  

Why is a raven like a writing desk? Edgar Allan Poe wrote on both. *BOOM!* 

My questions: 

If you could trade lives with anyone for a day, who would it be? 

If you woke up one day and you were the opposite gender, what would be the first thing you would do? 

What gender do you want your first child to be? 

What do you think you would be doing right now if you were the exact same person, but born 100 years earlier? 

What are you hoping the future is like? 

What's the number one rule you want to teach your kids? 

Are you going to even have kids? 

How many? 

What age do you want to get married at? 

Would you say you're kinda feminine, or a tomboy, or kinda in the middle? 

Dinosaur oatmeal?! That sounds kick ass.

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