Sep 22, 2023
Series Jake Lockley sounds like Puss in Boots in my head, but Comic Jake sounds like Adam Sandler.
How do I undo both.
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Series Jake Lockley sounds like Puss in Boots in my head, but Comic Jake sounds like Adam Sandler.
How do I undo both.
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So I'm in the hospital (long story basics being emergency surgery)
I swear to God this hospital is designed to drive people insane.
Every surface was covered with writing or yellow paint that might be writing. Now I don't know exactly what I was givin as it was a zero to 60 thing. I do know it gave me some visual hallucinations where every time I closed I was seeing stuff.
Mostly it was my brain trying to make sense it could see there but because I don't have my glasses can't really make out.
Now first it was just like 80s 90s horror movie imaginary, like the murder book from 7.
Then it was like a gifs of crabby merging heir line games. Where no matter what you picked you always got the horrible line. Like, more than once it was rats. And we are talking rat wolf kings/queens. Rat humans that just look like horror villain.
There was a rat dragon. That looked like a giant 20 pounds rat with horrible peacock wings that looked like they are half beaten.
After a while I was like "I am surprised that John Oliver hasn't done anything like this for a joke." And you know he would and it would be better than what my fucked up brain made.
The one I'm surprised he didn't do was a line up fake movie posters where it was all like any black man that ever made anything with names like Taking the black out of you and the title was damn! All these brothers where in the same franchise but these is Tupac and Denzel Williams and 50 cent and Snipe dog and I'm like "fuck brain why are you making me the poor man's John Oliver" like that man is rights there making it for all of us and my brain gotta make this shit up.
"ok...its one thing to wake up at 9:00 in the morning, but 1:00 a.m. is just dumb..."
Guys, I just put make up on! :o I don't know why. I don't like it. I think I may have been possessed! Someone send help before I feel the need to wear jewellery or straighten my hair!