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The sheer hilarity of Whitebeard owning a photo wallet is unmatched
Like imagining him unrolling it and it just.... keeps going.... XD
When at last it ends and everyone is all "oh thank god", he's all "I'm a little behind" and whips out ANOTHER one
He's got like... Nine of the fucking things-- He's got a lot of kids, okay?
You'd never be able to leave
(and you can thank @langwrites for giving me the initial idea and @ladyaudentium running away with it with me lmao)
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When the Whitebeards hear Juniper for the first time:
VS
When the Whitebeards hear Juniper sass Marco for the first time:
How Thatch recruits more chefs is to put them through a Nailed It style cooking competition.
Partly, to see if they have the skills necessary to feed the enormous crew that Whitebeard has collected and the pinache to make it look nice.
Mostly, it's because it's funny.
What must quality time with Whitebeard look like?
Does the crew join in on his bird watching endeavors? A thousand plus some eyes popped into binoculars all in different directions? It'd be like playing "I spy" with a thousand fold live studio audience.
What about fishing? It starts off with one, obviously Whitebeard himself, just enjoying a cigar and a drink while he's casting a line... Then one of his sons joins him.. and then two more. Then four. Then six... Then more..... Eventually there's so many damn hooks in the water that nobody catches anything, cuz either the fish get confused or the lines start tangling.
Storytime would probably be fun. Everyone has their favorites of course and requests are made for certain members that are better at it than others. A good time to practice voice acting and dramatic prose. Whitebeard obviously has a lot of the best stories since he's been on the sea the longest.
It's just a thought that came to me since it very pointedly states that Whitebeard treats everyone equally and treats them like family. So it's interesting to imagine what sorts of activities they get up to that don't involve a lot of chaos.
Just a calm moment with your Dad.
Hsssghk, can you imagine how many bloody categories they would have to make for a god damn strongman competition for the Whitebeards alone??
Like it seriously would range from what we consider a normal baseline for humans to GIANT CLASS that are benching fucking mountains or some shit.
Not to mention Zoan would be a category all on its own along with other Devil Fruits because they are broken as fuck.
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And all the WBs are like:
š orly?
How confused do you think the crew will be when Marco comes back from being kidnapped with a girlfriend?
Tbh I think weirder things have probably happened, but in any case I'm sure they won't stay in the dark. Not for long anyway :}
