I had such a weird dream last night, I had to share it, and it kinda started with “who do the people call to hunt the Witchers?” (Idfk, it was a dream) but the answer seemed to be Wolf Geralt. Obviously. With all the wolf Witchers as actual wolves chilling with the cat Witchers who are actual cats (and all the Witcher schools are their actual animals). And a random Jaskier, who isn’t a wolf, but a Labrador, or a river dog or beagle or something midsized and noisy, or something and is singing (howling) constantly at the top of his lungs. The image I had at one point was just a bunch of different colored wolves around a table all with spiked collars, while a White Wolf sits directly in the center, Jaskier on one side wearing a flower crown, his head lolling on one side yapping into Geralt’s ear while Geralt is looking at an Wolf with three large scars on his face in annoyance. Eskel is like “so, where did you find him?” And Geralt “honestly, I have no idea, I just finished a job down by the Pontar and suddenly he was right there, dogging my every step. I couldn’t get rid of the mangy thing. But, he grows on you. Eventually”
