#wheresmarty

Brewery : Sun King Beer : Pachanga Style : Lager / Pale Lager / Euro Pale Lager Variance : Trump wants to deport it…

7.5 / 10

Ayyyyyeeee caramba! So it’s Cinco De Mayo AKA Mexican St. Patrick’s Day and as usual white people all over the USA are getting drunk and celebrating for reasons that they don’t know but at least we don’t have to suffer through cheap food coloring in horrible beer, right? Also, if you do celebrate Cinco De Mayo you should be thanking Sun King right now because they finally created the perfect mascot for your holiday. Fuck that stupid Easter Bunny, that fat bitch Santa, Jack-o-lanterns (and pumpkins in general), and the Mensch On A Bench because Sun King has created Marty the piñata to be the face of this beer until some little shit kid beats the fuck out of him with a broom handle just to see what’s inside him. I mean, I’d bash Marty open if I knew more cans of this were waiting inside him so I guess I really can’t be too judge-y but let’s just move onto the beer itself. Sun King ruled real hard by sending me out a 6 pack of this along with some other goodies and I must say, this is the perfect companion for the incoming warm weather because this is the definition of what you’d call a “poolside beer”. If you’ve never heard of that term before it’s probably because your pool is inflatable and was purchased at Wal-Mart but that’s ok as long as you’ve got one free hand to wrap abound this can. A borderline cream ale flavor starts things off with some caramel malt and an almost powdered sugar type taste before a dry but sweet bread-y malt flavor mixes in towards the middle and that’s pretty much it. This beer is not trying to be the best of the best but it is trying to be your go-to summer beer which I think it accomplishes pretty damn well. If you know what’s good for you you’ll pick this up ASAP regardless of your drinking level just in case it disappears on the wrong side of Trump’s wall so get your asses out there and drink!