#wheatily

IT SAYS NO WHERE!

Unless ur hardcore ‘medieval’ ignoring tloz fantasy base along with robots CLEARLY VISIBLE IN SKYWARD SWORD and running on the concept that “family marries family to keep the royal blood pure”…technically the numerical amounts of future Links and Zeldas you see.. wouldn’t exist.

So much as getting a scratch on their arm, if their mom or dad was married to a relative (so much as their cousin), would allow death to easily consume them since procreating with similar blood would most likely disable the body’s ability to heal wounds..therefore letting u bleed to death.

maybe this is WAY TOO LOGICAL FOR A ZELDA GAME..but this furthers the argument non the less.

Nope, time gaps shouldnt hurt you guys uou

squirtsle answered to your post “Okay! Quick question: In animal crossing: new leaf, can you visit...”

Yeah, time gaps don't prevent you two visiting each other

That’s because it was a sideblog from my old one and it got deleted with the rest of my stuff when I switched :(

HAHAHAAHAHA omg that tag XD I’m not sure if I ‘appreciate’ it as such, but I can definitely see *him* enjoying it, narcissistic bastard that he is. And I’m sure I would read it, if you wrote it *waggles eyebrows* ;-)

wheatily replied to your post: Still waiting for Cavecest to become a thing.

I feel like that would be a really loud orgy because Cave sure seems to like the sound of his own voice

YYYYYYYUP.

wheatily replied to your post: Mitt wrapped his large hand around it and leaned down. He flicked his tongue on the tip, then up the length and all around it. He knew he had to hurry before Ann got back. Without much preperation, he took it all in his mouth. He swallowed every drop and loved it. He sat up and wiped the white droplets from his mouth. He heard Ann nearby and he composed himself quickly. If she knew what he had done, she’d be furious. Ice cream cones before dinner was a no-no. But she’d never know. Shh.

omg

This is nothing, I've gotten VERY explicit, flat out sexual ones. Though, this is one of the more clever ones! Haha! 

 delinquentunicorn replied to your post: Mitt wrapped his large hand around it and leaned down. He flicked his tongue on the tip, then up the length and all around it. He knew he had to hurry before Ann got back. Without much preperation, he took it all in his mouth. He swallowed every drop and loved it. He sat up and wiped the white droplets from his mouth. He heard Ann nearby and he composed himself quickly. If she knew what he had done, she’d be furious. Ice cream cones before dinner was a no-no. But she’d never know. Shh.

jlshdfgjkshlfd this is golden

It’s so pretty aw the only reason I didn’t go for it is Wheatley didn’t want me too. But then I found out you get an achievement so I did it the next time

Wheatley Fangirl: "Haha, silly GLaDOS, I'm not gonna fall for that! Let's go, Wheatley!"