#whatseems

🌇 ||    Preparedness was a virtue! That was probably something he was sure he heard once, in a dark room, tied to a chair and forced to watch an employee training video. So, he understood where they were coming from, although… there was a concern of what they intended to do with that battle worn baseball bat when it was decided to be needed.   “ THAT is the exact same reason I carry my smile opener..! ”  He said brandishing what looked like a pocket knife with a smiley face sticker pasted barely over a company logo. Probably not helping his case. “ But you WON’T need the bat… I promise you are perfectly safe… ”