(Trips and accidentally drops a tiny Sami on the marble floor.) Oh SHIT- (His inner monologue is heard everywhere you go, commenting on things you see and think and it won't shut up.)
*takes him in my mouth and shakes him like a dog toy*
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Come get your own pocket sized Finn today! Now aviable as the narrator of your nightmares turning them into something more... steamy. But hey, at least you are not crying into your pillow anymore --- oh wait, you are. Oh. Oh my.
He might accidentely narrate your next NSFW 18+ Steamy Spicy Leaves You Begging for More self insert fanfiction to your friends. You are actually in the background taking notes (Alan Wake's voice 'this is great stuff').
You ask him what he truly is. Sam just smiles and pats your head. You hate him for it. You especially hate how you star purring when he plays with your hair.
