Just saw someone beg the question on what if EJ's partner gave him the placenta to eat after birth. I dunno how to feel.

hearing tommy say he thinks about rebranding as “tom simons” makes me feel like i just did the ice bucket challenge

I haven't step in a scale for a month, is it better that way but I wanna know my current weight so bad

Bru why is my homework about self love, if I write what I truly feel I'll get a recommendation letter from a mental hospital

Lowk experiencing pretty privilege for the first time ever since my glow up, back then I was antisocial but no one never acknowledged me & they don't give a flying fuck about me, now I'm still antisocial but people pay more attention to me bcs wtf i got an offer for becoming a creative social media team member and it's only my 2nd day here, I'm sensing they need someone "attractive" enough to catch people's attention

every day i am afflicted