#weyferling

Did I ever tell you guys that me and terezi-py-rope are banned from many things at school because we are too gay. We literally cannot be in the same group or anything in Social Sciences, we can’t sit next to each other in any assemblies and we pretty much we monitored VERY closely at school camp for gayness.

A teacher caught me cuddling w/ her during an assembly and they had us sit down and talk about it during lunch. It went a little something like this:

Teacher: Okay, I have called you two here to discuss your behaviour during the assembly.

Me: What did we do?

Teacher: Okay so I know you and [name obscured] are VERY good “friends”, but that sort of behaviour is unacceptable during assemblies. You have plenty of time to be “friendly” with each other outside of assemblies. Just. Keep being good Gal Pals (tm).

We could not walk down the hallway without people asking how long we had been together, and our answer was always the same: “Oh, we’re both gay, but not for eachother.” The whole fucking school shipped us like FedEx and...

THEY WERE FUCKING RIGHT

FUCK

@getintherobot, @hedwigcanfly, @ihavenolifethanks, @pangaeasherwholove, pinkseahorseprince, @puchilapin, seponine, the--mage-of-rage, typicalprototype, @weyferling

i think kristoff sounds like a bit of karkat but thats probably just me

1. Do you go through my blog? sometimes 2. Whats your favorite color? mmm...blue or seafoam green. or gold. 3.Am I kawaii? *comic sans voice* hella 4. Do you ever reblog things from me? yea 5. Whose your crush? Avrie 6. How tall are you? 4'11 7. Where’s the best place to hide a body? underground 8. Would you taste human flesh if given the chance? if it was well-cooked and  presented well, then yes 9. Have you ever consumed alcohol? yes 10. Why are butts squishy? because they have fat on them. 11. Will you give me a FOOT massage? i;M GONNA FUCKIGN

My questions:

1. Do you like cake?

2. Favorite food?

3. Favorite video game?

4. How is a raven like a writing desk?

5. Are you an Achievement Hunters/RT fan?

6. OTP?

7. Would you tap that?

8. *TV announcer voice* Are YOU smarter than a fifth grader???

9. *insert old meme that almost no one remembers here*

10. What's your favorite idea?