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Day 7 - Sunny kisses

About UU copycats first, Ro WORKED UNDER WEMMBU during the first episode and a pretty defining part of his character back then was his association to Wemmbu. When he found Spoke at his fault who did he first call? Wemmbu. Why? He knows Wemmbu had it out for Spoke because of the whole prison bit and I'm gonna get self indulgent and just assume that that's because Wemmbu told Ro about it. Roshambo was willing to hold Spoke there and even potentially put himself at risk waiting for Wemmbu to come get hi revenge himself even when Ro could have very well caught Spoke off guard and pulled the trap immediately. How effective would that have been I don't know but it means something to ME. The only person we saw Wemmbu has willingly brought to his secret base was Ro, they got a replay shot for it and everything. Considering the person that Wemmbu has established himself as, you'd think Ro would be a little more begrudged to follow orders from him, but nope! Wemmbu said go manipulate people to help me with my thing and Roshambo nodded his head with the enthusiasm of somebody who wants that cookie.

Parrot: "You're getting manipulated by Wemmbu?"

Ro: "How?! You're getting manipulated by Spoke!"

Ro dude the point still stands that Wemmbu is still pulling some strings to get what he wants but you go loverboy more thoughts for me to chew on

Besides that, Wemmbu was willing to put his life on the line for Ro as well during the PZE arc. You could argue that he had ulterior motives for doing so, but c'mon, in that same conversation Ro was going on about how Wemmbu didn't need to do this and that he'd just take the kill. He jumped in knowing full well he wasn't winning against Flame just for Ro to be able to evacuate his citizens and flee.

And then LS copycats! Rough start honestly with Roshambo and Jumper leaving Wemmbu to die in a ditch and being so skeptical of Wemmbu that he won't even dig down for him even when said Wemmbu is naked and had just died to fall damage, but I'm going off of the crumbs I saw in chat of Roshambo saying something and Wemmbu immediately agreeing. It even happens the other way around with Wemmbu complaining about the lag and Roshambo immediately pulling up his own complaints

Exhibit A:

Evil and inconsiderate MinuteTech bro ignore that guy /j

Don't even get me started on the Ro video. So you spent seven days stalking and analyzing a man to steal his reputation for yourself? Not even mentioning Mane, Flame, Clown or Pentar when he talks about people who've made a name for themselves — his first and only thought is Wemmbu. I don't know why but something about the fact that Wemmbu himself hardly even appears in the video makes him feel like he's haunting Ro's narrative and I will make due with that information as I will.

Going all the way back to S5, Wemmbu asked Ro if he knew any Intel about the Abyss' plans. Roshambo was more than willing to tag along knowing full well Wemmbu was kicked from the Abyss and they even INVESTIGATED TOGETHER!! Uh that isn't actually as much of anything as I want it to be but I'm desperate. Ro not immediately leaving when he had the chance to because Wemmbu was still there when Zam logged on did something to me. Bro he was basically asking if Wemmbu was fine and stuff augh go die both of you fall into the void holding hands.

Oh wow on that same note, Mapicc leaving Ro stranded in the end where he kills himself in the void and Zam being the one to get the last hit in before Wemmbu fell into the void and got farmed is basically devotion duo Wemmromaxxing and I am the target audience for this

Hmu if you like Wemmro I am not normal about them and I will take any crumbs I can get

"What a cute little game you got going on, Ro… Wouldn‘t it be a shame if someone were to ruin it?"