- total--princess scratched my stomach (accidentally, or so she says) and this fucking stunning boy dropped to his knees in the middle of the club and LICKED MY STOMACH. The less we talk about this the better I will be.

- Was part of a hot human dancing sandwich.

-  Got accidentally head butted by my friend so hard that my nose bust open, spewing blood, and I almost passed out. Had to be CARRIED by paramedics out of that place. (It’s now swollen and I am in a nose-panic) I did however, discover that boys are nice. So many stopped to help me. My favourite was drunk boy who offered to let me stop the bleeding by wiping my face on his shirt sleeve. Was a nice shirt too.

- Got hit on AFTER the nose incident with eyeliner, green paint, and blood smeared all over my face. (I don’t understand.) 

- Smoked a weed, I am Wiz Khalifa.

-  Did we even win Varsity idk???? Game time was mostly spent trying to prevent drunk friend falling down the stadium steps.

- Suburnt one foot and one foot only. I have one red foot.